My father just spent ten minutes elaborately explaining why he thought I should go to bed.

*not amused*

 Dear Viagra, go away and stop emailing me.

I'm banned from looking at my friends page because my sister posted something birthday related without locking it, and I'm not spoiling it for myself.

*That's LOLcat speak, incase you thought she was retarded.*

Oh hai, Clare. Thank you.

I can has an official apology to make ( Read more... )

I miss my sister.

I miss both my sisters.

"Oh look Jennifer, Embarassing Illnesses is all about teenagers this time! Have you got any problems with your penis?"

Please stop telling me how many glasses you've brought into the room.

I'm trying to listen to Pam Ayres.

I don't care.

 Everyone is totally raving about 'I Hate Seagulls' by Madame Nash. I really really like it (obv) but why has all the fuss started now? I thought it was on her album ( Read more... )

Kat has left and now I miss her.

Please come home now Kat.

I think Kat is having some sort of mental breakdown (her words not mine).

She just came up behind me, started stroking my hair and said 'You're very damp for a child.' (I am just out the bath.
'I'm putting you on livejournal.'
'No, no!' *shakes my head* 'You're too damp to be alive!'

She's just handed me a can of Dr Pepper and went 'I've brought you a ( Read more... )