Went on urban dictionary to find silly meanings for my name (also in was someones facebook status ^^;)
the first few were a bit gushy, but the further down i read the stupider they got XD
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cathleen for the record.... im a white cathleen, so i wont stab you with a pen XD
but yeah, do it for your name, and post me your favourite result :D