I've been trying to come to terms with something that happened a few days ago. One of my friends was killed in an accident. A jousting accident ( Read more... )

The famous mime artist Marcel Marceau has died. He's going to be buried in an invisible coffin, as far as I can make out.

A comic, called 'Sweet and Sour', which is audience participation. Each week, I put up the name of a famous, interesting person, or generic celebrity. The audience has two buttons that they can press marked 'Sweet' and 'Sour'. If the voters for 'sweet' win, then I draw the celeb in a nice manner, having happy things happen. If they vote for ' ( Read more... )

Ho ho ho.

Sky Seppuku:

1) Use a random number generator to find a channel.
2) Stick with it until the next commercial break.

3) (Optional rule) Have it on Mute and play the strangest music you can find while playing the channel backwards from memory.

4) (Optional rule) Be sober at the time

I just had a reply to a comment i made that included the phrase "a wireless modem made from anacondas".

And I thought I should share it with you all. Thank you.

I am not going to make ACUS this year (yah boo sux). Who, if anyone, will be coming the other way?

Ganked from matociquala, who probably has no clue I even exist.

The Grauniad has once again awarded the Bad Sex in Fiction awards. See some excerpts, and die!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6181788.stm - Road Safety!

According to my news feed:

[FBI] Agents seeking the source of an E. Coli outbreak [in spinach] search two plants. Well they would, wouldn't they?