I was here first you skinny bitch
I hate, more than anyone else, Lindsay Lohan. I don't know her, but I hate her. Why? Because every introductory conversation for me goes like this:
Person I'm Meeting: So what's your name?
Me: Lindsey
Person I'm Meeting: Oh! Lindsay Lohan!!
Me: How clever of you to make that connection.
I'm not kidding. I hear this so much upon introducing myself. What is this? They sound so proud of themselves because they say it with such enthusiasm. It's not like I'm related to her since we only have our first name in common. But people are real excited to announce they have heard someone famous with my first name. Does this ever come up for anyone else? Because it happens 1 out of 3 times for me and that's plenty! Or is it just that 1 out of every 3 people I meet are retarded? In truth, I was named after this one, but no one ever brings her up; instead, I get compared to this.
Sucks to be Lindsey....
Person I'm Meeting: So what's your name?
Me: Lindsey
Person I'm Meeting: Oh! Lindsay Lohan!!
Me: How clever of you to make that connection.
I'm not kidding. I hear this so much upon introducing myself. What is this? They sound so proud of themselves because they say it with such enthusiasm. It's not like I'm related to her since we only have our first name in common. But people are real excited to announce they have heard someone famous with my first name. Does this ever come up for anyone else? Because it happens 1 out of 3 times for me and that's plenty! Or is it just that 1 out of every 3 people I meet are retarded? In truth, I was named after this one, but no one ever brings her up; instead, I get compared to this.
Sucks to be Lindsey....