Fuck it.
Money comes and goes. Financial problems always seem to get worked out in the end.
The future is just like the present, only with better toys. Some of it will be good, some of it will make you want to invest in a high-powered rifle.
Worrying, like guilt, accomplishes nothing. There's alaways an answer. It's just harder to see when you're stressed.
That'll be $95.
Well, you're on the right track. Asking strangers for help can sometimes prove fruitful. You never know who might be a billionaire philanthropist just itching to find a cause. Unfortunately for you, I am no such entity. In fact, I was gonna ask you if I could borrow some money
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i got a couple of degrees - most of the $90,000 paid for my law degree (which, at the time, seemed like a reasonable decision. little did i know that the market would crash, the bottom fall out of the economy and destroy the job market so not even lawyers can get a job)
and if i could find someone that was willing to pay big money for my booty, i'd be all over that too.
I'm not going to come right out and say it was the booty cooment that did it, because that would just be crass, but I hope you don't mind if I add you to my friends list. In fact, even if you do mind, guess what? I already did it! Mwahahaha! I'm a wild man! Don't try to hold me back.
P.S. It was the booty comment. Also, I'm always in the market for free legal advice. AND anybody with "schadenfreude" and Belle & Sebastian listed among their interests can't be all bad.
Two journals, eh? Well, it's apparent I've chosen another high-maintenance person (or is it people?) to add to my friends list. Ah well. You're in good company. And by "good", of course, I mean "egotistical". I kid you! OK, you're added. I trust you'll be amusing. In one of your journals, at least.
i made the second journal during a period of time when i needed to have someplace totally separate from my friends list 'cause people i know in real life that are also on livejournal were just being too stupid. i tried to just make private posts, but my ever present need for an audience simply wasn't satisfied. the terrible thing is that i have another journal too, somewhere else, but that is just a place i post fiction i write.
none of which, i suppose, makes me less egotistical. although i prefer narcissistic ... has more dramatic flair, don't you think?
as for being amusing: well, i can make no guarantees, but i'll certainly try.
Money comes and goes. Financial problems always seem to get worked out in the end.
The future is just like the present, only with better toys. Some of it will be good, some of it will make you want to invest in a high-powered rifle.
Worrying, like guilt, accomplishes nothing. There's alaways an answer. It's just harder to see when you're stressed.
That'll be $95.
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now, have you a way to pay my $90,000 educational debt off?
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i got a couple of degrees - most of the $90,000 paid for my law degree (which, at the time, seemed like a reasonable decision. little did i know that the market would crash, the bottom fall out of the economy and destroy the job market so not even lawyers can get a job)
and if i could find someone that was willing to pay big money for my booty, i'd be all over that too.
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P.S. It was the booty comment. Also, I'm always in the market for free legal advice. AND anybody with "schadenfreude" and Belle & Sebastian listed among their interests can't be all bad.
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none of which, i suppose, makes me less egotistical. although i prefer narcissistic ... has more dramatic flair, don't you think?
as for being amusing: well, i can make no guarantees, but i'll certainly try.
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