Wait... I've heard this before...
I was baking cookies, and accidentally spilled blackberry jam on my shirt as I was filling the cookies. So, once I popped them in the oven, I peeled my shirt off and tossed it in the laundry.
I thought to myself, "Oh, great, this'll be when orcjohn rings the bell to pick me up for gaming."
Then I thought, "Ah, well, he's an understanding fellow. I'd just tell him what happened. No big deal."
Then I thought about what that would actually sound like. "Oh goodness! I was baking cookies and lost track of the time! I spilled blackberry jam all over myself and had to start taking my clothes off. You don't mind, do you?"
::headdesk::
I thought to myself, "Oh, great, this'll be when orcjohn rings the bell to pick me up for gaming."
Then I thought, "Ah, well, he's an understanding fellow. I'd just tell him what happened. No big deal."
Then I thought about what that would actually sound like. "Oh goodness! I was baking cookies and lost track of the time! I spilled blackberry jam all over myself and had to start taking my clothes off. You don't mind, do you?"
::headdesk::