My head hurts so so so so so much.

I think I am done Christmas shopping.

I went roller skating tonight.

I have been in a grumpy mood most of the day.

I might go to sleep very very early tonight, like possibly soon after I write this.

I may explode without warning.

My cat loves me.

My makeup looked really awesome tonight.

It is weird not having a dog to lick my plate when I am done eating.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches made using a Panini grill are awesome! And thank you to the 6 year old who turned me on to that!

Avatar was worth the $12 admission, and probably will not be very exciting to watch on a tv screen ( Read more... )

I'm sick, hormonal, and I can't sleep for anything the last few days. So don't hassle me, and get off my lawn, no not you, you can stay, you're cute. And you can stay too, you're kinda funny. And you, you can stay, you've got candy. But not you, what are you sick or something, seriously you need to see a doctor, I think you're contagious ( Read more... )

I has homemade mint sangria.

Yeah I made it because I'm pimp like that.

I am now going to use pimp as an adjective, yup I'm doin it, can't stop me.

Weeeeeee

Scott surprised me with, "You're one hot little bitch"

Normally I have zero tolerance for people cursing at me, but for this, I made an exception.

And in a completely unrelated incident Indy told me I am, "The most famous girl of all"

So I am feeling spectacularly awesome this morning.

Sitting on the couch next to me, Scott is in the middle of using the computer (while I watch Law and Order), and he actually says to me, "Where's my phone I've got to twitter that"

"I thank god every day I knew all the words to Enter Sandman"

I haven't dropped off the face of the earth, quite the contrary I fell through a hole in the floor and ended up in massachusetts ( Read more... )

Funny I just realized that yesterday was my 5 year anniversary of being on livejournal ( Read more... )

I swear I have never had a plumbing or heating problem that happened during regular business hours.