Oct 30, 2016 18:40
One day last week, I was on my way to the store when some guy came towards me and said, "Hey, how are you doing?" I replied, "Fine," and kept walking.
Next thing the guy said was, "Hey baby, what's your name?"
Without missing a step, I turned around and yelled over my shoulder in my sweetest voice, "Get lost!"
"What?" said the guy, clearly shocked.
"Get lost!" I called again cheerily and kept walking.
Score: one for me, asshole zero!
NOTE: I was unable to get rid of pests like that until my wife taught me some street smarts. Thanks to her, I am now in a much better position. Walking very fast also helps!