D.a.D - Day Four
This one got slightly longer than intended and I couldn't really cut any of it without losing the whole thing, so. ^^;; Also... it's so hard to think in terms of Japanese honorifics now that my head is full of Korean ones. XD
Ogata Ryuichi (w-inds.) & Shibutani Subaru (Kanjani8) - Mistaken Identity
Title: Good Henchmen are So Hard to Find
gen
~*~*~
When the bag dropped over his head, Ryuichi had an instinctive moment of fight or flight tension before better judgement made him relax and let himself be bound loosely.
There’d been too many, too big, too everything, and Ryohei would have his hide if he got anything broken fighting a losing battle.
Besides, there was protocol for this. They’d been drilled at an early stage of their careers on what to do if anyone decided to kidnap them for their idol status. Cooperate. Play dumb. Stay alive and complacent until management could get you out.
He’d always laughed it off like a great big joke.
With a sigh, he wiggled around and tried to get comfortable. Apparently the joke was on him.
Despite the rough talk around him, no one actually tried to rough him up, which was just as well because Ryu wasn’t sure how complacent he could be in that kind of scenario.
Somehow, he managed to doze off.
The next thing he knew, he was sitting in a hard chair with muffled noises of movement going on around him.
When the bag was removed from his head, Ryuichi blinked at the sudden assault of bright lights.
The men who’d grabbed him parted to the sides, letting a much smaller figure draped in an elaborately bad cloak with an even worse mask step up in front of him.
“Have you any last words, Shibutani Subaru, before you-”
Ryuichi couldn’t help it.
He laughed.
He laughed so hard tears leaked from the corner of his eyes.
“Err… Hey!” The man struggled out of his mask and gaped at Ryuichi. “You’re not Suba-chan! Where’s Suba-chan?”
The big guys started shuffling uneasily. One of them shrugged. “This ain’t the guy?”
“No, it’s not the guy! Fuck, what kind of idiot… I gave you a picture!”
“Yeah, yeah…” The speaker held up a slightly grainy picture of Shibutani. There was certainly a resemblance, but anyone with eyes could see that Ryuichi was definitely not Shibutani. “Looks like the guy to me.”
“Well it’s not!” Scowling, the cloaked man threw down his mask. “This is so stupid. Do you know how hard it was to get Suba-chan to actually go to that part of town??? And then you grab the wrong guy?! He’ll never fall for it again.”
Ryuichi was still snickering, but he managed to answer. “Next time you want to prank your friend, Yokoyama-kun, I suggest you find henchmen with a slightly higher IQ.”
~*~*~
For those of you who don't know them, my friend who made this prompt in the first place dug up these two pictures for you.
Shibutani Subaru
Ogata Ryuichi
What the pictures don't show is that Ryu is a little taller and a lot more solid than Subaru.
Ogata Ryuichi (w-inds.) & Shibutani Subaru (Kanjani8) - Mistaken Identity
Title: Good Henchmen are So Hard to Find
gen
~*~*~
When the bag dropped over his head, Ryuichi had an instinctive moment of fight or flight tension before better judgement made him relax and let himself be bound loosely.
There’d been too many, too big, too everything, and Ryohei would have his hide if he got anything broken fighting a losing battle.
Besides, there was protocol for this. They’d been drilled at an early stage of their careers on what to do if anyone decided to kidnap them for their idol status. Cooperate. Play dumb. Stay alive and complacent until management could get you out.
He’d always laughed it off like a great big joke.
With a sigh, he wiggled around and tried to get comfortable. Apparently the joke was on him.
Despite the rough talk around him, no one actually tried to rough him up, which was just as well because Ryu wasn’t sure how complacent he could be in that kind of scenario.
Somehow, he managed to doze off.
The next thing he knew, he was sitting in a hard chair with muffled noises of movement going on around him.
When the bag was removed from his head, Ryuichi blinked at the sudden assault of bright lights.
The men who’d grabbed him parted to the sides, letting a much smaller figure draped in an elaborately bad cloak with an even worse mask step up in front of him.
“Have you any last words, Shibutani Subaru, before you-”
Ryuichi couldn’t help it.
He laughed.
He laughed so hard tears leaked from the corner of his eyes.
“Err… Hey!” The man struggled out of his mask and gaped at Ryuichi. “You’re not Suba-chan! Where’s Suba-chan?”
The big guys started shuffling uneasily. One of them shrugged. “This ain’t the guy?”
“No, it’s not the guy! Fuck, what kind of idiot… I gave you a picture!”
“Yeah, yeah…” The speaker held up a slightly grainy picture of Shibutani. There was certainly a resemblance, but anyone with eyes could see that Ryuichi was definitely not Shibutani. “Looks like the guy to me.”
“Well it’s not!” Scowling, the cloaked man threw down his mask. “This is so stupid. Do you know how hard it was to get Suba-chan to actually go to that part of town??? And then you grab the wrong guy?! He’ll never fall for it again.”
Ryuichi was still snickering, but he managed to answer. “Next time you want to prank your friend, Yokoyama-kun, I suggest you find henchmen with a slightly higher IQ.”
~*~*~
For those of you who don't know them, my friend who made this prompt in the first place dug up these two pictures for you.
Shibutani Subaru
Ogata Ryuichi
What the pictures don't show is that Ryu is a little taller and a lot more solid than Subaru.