Happy birthday Ionne!
Title: Because "posse" is overrated XD
Rating: NC-17ish...
Starring: Akanishi's army (lol!), KT-TUN
Genre: Uhm, crack?
Author's Notes: A birthday present for my queen Ionne (ionnesaysrawr) who wants a Kameda-incorporated version of this report. My apologies beforehand Ionne, I know I can never be at par with your writing skills *hides* I hope you like it anyway ^^ Happy birthday again *glomps*
They do not give a damn.
They don't mind if that old filthy-rich geezer that goes by the name of Johnny Kitagawa throws a fit when he finds out. He can suspend them for all they care. They want some fun.
Because it's Pi's birthday. And nothing else is more important than that.
Well for tonight, at least.
*
Jin gets ready for the big event. Being the main organizer, he is the most excited as expected. Yamapi doesn't want a big party - a small get-together at his house would have been enough. Besides, he's still a bit scared of the big boss. He doesn't want to suffer any repercussion that might ensue should something goes out of hand. Yes, Yamapi can be such a goody-two-shoes from time to time - no wonder he's in NewS, where the good boys supposedly are.
*
Two days ago...
"That's boring Pi!" Jin contests upon hearing the birthday boy disagree with his plan. "You're turning 24, you should go wild and have fun!"
"Who says I wanna go wild? Fun doesn't exactly translate to going wild you know," Yamapi cleverly answers.
"Whatever," Jin replies. "Everything's set - the venue, the booze, the girls, and all that jazz..." he winks. "And oh, everyone's gonna be there."
"Everyone? Who's everyone?"
"Akanishi's army."
Yamapi almost chokes on the cold drink he has just sipped. "A-A-Akanishi's army???" he asks in a semi-muzzled tone. Never drink or eat anything when talking to Bakanishi, he notes to himself.
"Yeah, our group, our posse." Jin flashes that big foolish smile he is well-known (and loved) for. "Cool huh?"
"Fucking lame if you ask me," Yamapi mumbles.
"See you on the 9th then? Same time, usual place."
Yamapi can't do anything but agree.
*
The sounds are blaring and girls are grinding as their exposed shoulders and lower backs glisten with sweat. Yamapi never thought sweating can be that sexy. Fantastic. Somehow his respect for Jin has gone up a few notches - he has proven once more that he can deliver. This, and those hiprolls nobody else in the agency can ever (and will ever) beat.
Moments later, a familiar voice is heard.
"Yo, birthday boy!"
Yamapi swivels his chair to take a look. "Oh Ryo-chan!"
"Happy birthday dude!" Ryo greets Yamapi and gives him a quick hug. Another man nods at him.
"Ohkura-kun! Glad to see you here."
"Happy birthday," Tacchon meekly smiles. "Ryo-chan insisted I go with him. I hope it's okay."
"Of course! Everybody's welcome at my party."
"Haha, I told him free food and booze will overflow tonight," Ryo butts in which earns him a whack on the head, courtesy of Tacchon. The three men laugh at such joke.
Soon after, Yuu Shirota arrives.
Then Koki, whose one of the main reasons for being there is because he'd rather spend his evening with people he actually knows than tag along Junno/Rena and the rest of the couple's thug-looking friends who, Koki is very much sure, can beat the living shit out of him should he accidentally kick Junno for telling a lame joke (yes, even his subconscious is sick of those) and he doesn't want that.
"So... almost everyone's here..." Jin gleefully exclaims.
"Almost?" the other guys ask.
Jin nods. "Kusano said he'll be here."
Yamapi and Ryo give Jin a questioning look. "Kusano?" they spoke in unison.
"Yup. The one and only."
"Speaking of the devil," Shirota quips.
All the guys look straight at the main door to see Kusano enter, looking so manly in hooded shirt and jeans - quite different from that scrawny, goofy-looking, cute, dimpled-faced boy they all remember him to be. And even the women in the club agree, as most of them stop from dancing and stare at the hunk that has just arrived with such admiration.
"Hello!" Kusano waves his hand.
"Oh my god, I can't believe you are here!" Yamapi puts down his beer and jumps from his seat to greet Kusano. He checks the latter from head to toe. "Looking good man..." he gives Kusano a thumbs up sign.
"Shut up!" Kusano laughs. "Happy birthday!"
"What are we waiting for? Let's have some fun!" Ryo announces.
*
As the rest of the boys dance and drink and flirt with the girls, Jin goes out by the backdoor and dials his phone.
*
"Kame..." Ueda moans as Kame licks his ear, nibbles on it, then runs his tongue down his neck, giving its most fleshy part a quick (but not-so-gentle) bite.
The older guy groans, "fuck you... you know I'm not too fond of wearing turtlenecks... stop it," he pleads.
Kame just giggles mischievously, the warm breath escaping from his mouth sends shivers down Ueda's spine. "Why, do you ever listen to me when I tell you that I'm tired of wearing those high-collared shirts?" Before Ueda can even answer, Kame puts his mouth against his, kisses him wet and hard, stops and looks at Ueda.
"NO," Kame says as a matter-of-factly, his eyes fierce and filled with so much lust, and Ueda knows the younger guy means serious business.
"Alright, whatever you sa..y..." Ueda's voice trails off as Kame goes down on him and swallows him whole. Moans and groans continue to resonate throughout Ueda's room, only to be disturbed by the sound of phone ringing. "Kame... your phone..." Ueda says in between gasps, as the other guy ravishes him down below.
"Just cancel it, I'll just call back whoever that is later." Kame answers without stopping, giving off some vibrations which makes the caramel-haired guy almost explode. Ueda reaches for the phone, presses what he thinks is the cancel button and throws it back on the bedside table. He doesn't realize that he has pressed the answer key.
"Hello Kazu-chan?" Jin says on the other line.
No answer.
"Hello? Hello?"
But all Jin gets are whimpers and moans from someone whose voice he is quite familiar of.
"Tat-chan...?"
Jin puts down his phone, heaves a sigh, and goes back inside the club while shaking his head.
*
The following morning is just another ordinary day for KAT-TUN - Koki is slumped on the couch and napping, taking advantage of the few minutes that is left before actual work starts, Junno is glued to his DS, Maru is on the table sipping on his chocolate drink while reading a tabloid he borrowed from the guard outside the studio.
"G'morning..." Jin lazily greets them. He takes the chair beside Maru.
"Oh you're here, Maru responds. So how was last night?" He asks as he lays the paper he is reading on the table for Jin to see. "Akanishi's army huh?" Maru chuckles.
Jin smiles lopsidedly. "It was fun. You guys should have been there."
"Ohayou~!" A cheerful Kame enters the room, closely followed by Ueda who seems exhausted yet glowing. Kame snags the tabloid and sees the paparazzi picture of the army on the headline. "How come we were not invited?" Kame feigns a hurt look.
"You tell me..." Jin says under his breath. He stands up and walks over to Ueda.
"Nice scarf..." Jin whispers and grins impishly.
"Last night... you were the one..." Ueda is dumbfounded.
"Yes," Jin nods. "Next time, turn off the phone beforehand, okay?" he pats Ueda's shoulder as he heads for the pantry to get some coffee.
-END-
Rating: NC-17ish...
Starring: Akanishi's army (lol!), KT-TUN
Genre: Uhm, crack?
Author's Notes: A birthday present for my queen Ionne (ionnesaysrawr) who wants a Kameda-incorporated version of this report. My apologies beforehand Ionne, I know I can never be at par with your writing skills *hides* I hope you like it anyway ^^ Happy birthday again *glomps*
They do not give a damn.
They don't mind if that old filthy-rich geezer that goes by the name of Johnny Kitagawa throws a fit when he finds out. He can suspend them for all they care. They want some fun.
Because it's Pi's birthday. And nothing else is more important than that.
Well for tonight, at least.
*
Jin gets ready for the big event. Being the main organizer, he is the most excited as expected. Yamapi doesn't want a big party - a small get-together at his house would have been enough. Besides, he's still a bit scared of the big boss. He doesn't want to suffer any repercussion that might ensue should something goes out of hand. Yes, Yamapi can be such a goody-two-shoes from time to time - no wonder he's in NewS, where the good boys supposedly are.
*
Two days ago...
"That's boring Pi!" Jin contests upon hearing the birthday boy disagree with his plan. "You're turning 24, you should go wild and have fun!"
"Who says I wanna go wild? Fun doesn't exactly translate to going wild you know," Yamapi cleverly answers.
"Whatever," Jin replies. "Everything's set - the venue, the booze, the girls, and all that jazz..." he winks. "And oh, everyone's gonna be there."
"Everyone? Who's everyone?"
"Akanishi's army."
Yamapi almost chokes on the cold drink he has just sipped. "A-A-Akanishi's army???" he asks in a semi-muzzled tone. Never drink or eat anything when talking to Bakanishi, he notes to himself.
"Yeah, our group, our posse." Jin flashes that big foolish smile he is well-known (and loved) for. "Cool huh?"
"Fucking lame if you ask me," Yamapi mumbles.
"See you on the 9th then? Same time, usual place."
Yamapi can't do anything but agree.
*
The sounds are blaring and girls are grinding as their exposed shoulders and lower backs glisten with sweat. Yamapi never thought sweating can be that sexy. Fantastic. Somehow his respect for Jin has gone up a few notches - he has proven once more that he can deliver. This, and those hiprolls nobody else in the agency can ever (and will ever) beat.
Moments later, a familiar voice is heard.
"Yo, birthday boy!"
Yamapi swivels his chair to take a look. "Oh Ryo-chan!"
"Happy birthday dude!" Ryo greets Yamapi and gives him a quick hug. Another man nods at him.
"Ohkura-kun! Glad to see you here."
"Happy birthday," Tacchon meekly smiles. "Ryo-chan insisted I go with him. I hope it's okay."
"Of course! Everybody's welcome at my party."
"Haha, I told him free food and booze will overflow tonight," Ryo butts in which earns him a whack on the head, courtesy of Tacchon. The three men laugh at such joke.
Soon after, Yuu Shirota arrives.
Then Koki, whose one of the main reasons for being there is because he'd rather spend his evening with people he actually knows than tag along Junno/Rena and the rest of the couple's thug-looking friends who, Koki is very much sure, can beat the living shit out of him should he accidentally kick Junno for telling a lame joke (yes, even his subconscious is sick of those) and he doesn't want that.
"So... almost everyone's here..." Jin gleefully exclaims.
"Almost?" the other guys ask.
Jin nods. "Kusano said he'll be here."
Yamapi and Ryo give Jin a questioning look. "Kusano?" they spoke in unison.
"Yup. The one and only."
"Speaking of the devil," Shirota quips.
All the guys look straight at the main door to see Kusano enter, looking so manly in hooded shirt and jeans - quite different from that scrawny, goofy-looking, cute, dimpled-faced boy they all remember him to be. And even the women in the club agree, as most of them stop from dancing and stare at the hunk that has just arrived with such admiration.
"Hello!" Kusano waves his hand.
"Oh my god, I can't believe you are here!" Yamapi puts down his beer and jumps from his seat to greet Kusano. He checks the latter from head to toe. "Looking good man..." he gives Kusano a thumbs up sign.
"Shut up!" Kusano laughs. "Happy birthday!"
"What are we waiting for? Let's have some fun!" Ryo announces.
*
As the rest of the boys dance and drink and flirt with the girls, Jin goes out by the backdoor and dials his phone.
*
"Kame..." Ueda moans as Kame licks his ear, nibbles on it, then runs his tongue down his neck, giving its most fleshy part a quick (but not-so-gentle) bite.
The older guy groans, "fuck you... you know I'm not too fond of wearing turtlenecks... stop it," he pleads.
Kame just giggles mischievously, the warm breath escaping from his mouth sends shivers down Ueda's spine. "Why, do you ever listen to me when I tell you that I'm tired of wearing those high-collared shirts?" Before Ueda can even answer, Kame puts his mouth against his, kisses him wet and hard, stops and looks at Ueda.
"NO," Kame says as a matter-of-factly, his eyes fierce and filled with so much lust, and Ueda knows the younger guy means serious business.
"Alright, whatever you sa..y..." Ueda's voice trails off as Kame goes down on him and swallows him whole. Moans and groans continue to resonate throughout Ueda's room, only to be disturbed by the sound of phone ringing. "Kame... your phone..." Ueda says in between gasps, as the other guy ravishes him down below.
"Just cancel it, I'll just call back whoever that is later." Kame answers without stopping, giving off some vibrations which makes the caramel-haired guy almost explode. Ueda reaches for the phone, presses what he thinks is the cancel button and throws it back on the bedside table. He doesn't realize that he has pressed the answer key.
"Hello Kazu-chan?" Jin says on the other line.
No answer.
"Hello? Hello?"
But all Jin gets are whimpers and moans from someone whose voice he is quite familiar of.
"Tat-chan...?"
Jin puts down his phone, heaves a sigh, and goes back inside the club while shaking his head.
*
The following morning is just another ordinary day for KAT-TUN - Koki is slumped on the couch and napping, taking advantage of the few minutes that is left before actual work starts, Junno is glued to his DS, Maru is on the table sipping on his chocolate drink while reading a tabloid he borrowed from the guard outside the studio.
"G'morning..." Jin lazily greets them. He takes the chair beside Maru.
"Oh you're here, Maru responds. So how was last night?" He asks as he lays the paper he is reading on the table for Jin to see. "Akanishi's army huh?" Maru chuckles.
Jin smiles lopsidedly. "It was fun. You guys should have been there."
"Ohayou~!" A cheerful Kame enters the room, closely followed by Ueda who seems exhausted yet glowing. Kame snags the tabloid and sees the paparazzi picture of the army on the headline. "How come we were not invited?" Kame feigns a hurt look.
"You tell me..." Jin says under his breath. He stands up and walks over to Ueda.
"Nice scarf..." Jin whispers and grins impishly.
"Last night... you were the one..." Ueda is dumbfounded.
"Yes," Jin nods. "Next time, turn off the phone beforehand, okay?" he pats Ueda's shoulder as he heads for the pantry to get some coffee.
-END-