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Oh, God. Angry Birds, what even are you? /o\
My beloved phone was in its death throes for about a month when I realized I was going to have to do something drastic, like. You know, replace it. (We were together for a while, so there were all these feelings involved,okay? Attachments were formed.) I decided on a really nice smartphone-thingy (it's almost definitely smarter than me) and was all, "Angry Birds, what. I don't understand how this could possibly be evil in any way, what are people talking about when they say this game has destroyed relationships and otherwise ruined their lives and tried to devour their very souls?" and then cut to like, three days later and I am a horrible mess who hasn't slept or eaten in all that time. (Lol, lies, it's only been an hour, but I can tell something like that is in my future. /o\)
HOW.
They are tiny birds flinging themselves (okay, technically I am doing the flinging) at various constructs the pigs somehow build even though I have not seen any sort of opposable thumbs on either the angry birds or green piggies. (I suspect telekinesis of some sort, and/or hidden workforce off to the side somewhere.)
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My beloved phone was in its death throes for about a month when I realized I was going to have to do something drastic, like. You know, replace it. (We were together for a while, so there were all these feelings involved,okay? Attachments were formed.) I decided on a really nice smartphone-thingy (it's almost definitely smarter than me) and was all, "Angry Birds, what. I don't understand how this could possibly be evil in any way, what are people talking about when they say this game has destroyed relationships and otherwise ruined their lives and tried to devour their very souls?" and then cut to like, three days later and I am a horrible mess who hasn't slept or eaten in all that time. (Lol, lies, it's only been an hour, but I can tell something like that is in my future. /o\)
HOW.
They are tiny birds flinging themselves (okay, technically I am doing the flinging) at various constructs the pigs somehow build even though I have not seen any sort of opposable thumbs on either the angry birds or green piggies. (I suspect telekinesis of some sort, and/or hidden workforce off to the side somewhere.)
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