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[kitsune_tsuki]

Following up from the post with the UPS ninjas:

Have not seen actual UPS ninjas, which proves nothing, I know. Am, however, hopeful they are not after me as I have also not found shuriken embedded in my walls, nor other implements of ninja deadliness.

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[sirona_gs]

Oh my god, you are having an adventure! Maybe you're, like, meant to go to that address yourself?? This is so exciting! Keep us posted! (ahahaha, posted, geddit? I astound myself sometimes. /facepalm)

[kitsune_tsuki]

...An adventure of ridiculousness! :D Perhaps it is my ~destiny! I am about to set off on my journey and will report back later! (LOL, I am a great fan of horrimazingly bad jokes/puns/everything ever, so I quite enjoyed that. :D)

[sirona_gs]

*CHINHANDS OF FASCINATION*

Maybe it is your destiny! Maybe you'll get bitten by one of Hitler's zombie radioactive german shepherds on the way and become A Superhero and save the cheerleader world! XD IT IS YOUR DESTINY, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT!

I am all agog! GOOD LUCK, BB! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU! <3

[kitsune_tsuki]

PACKAGE DELIVERED SUCCESSFULLY. \o/

Sadly, I did not see any doggies on my journey, Nazi zombie or otherwise. :( (I did see a dude with a cat on a leash, though, so that's something?)

[sirona_gs]

YAY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! \0/ At least you won't be getting pesky neighbours trying to convince you the package is for you anymore! :D

A dude with a cat on a leash is still awesome! :D

[kitsune_tsuki]

So far so good. No sign of the mysterious package of mysteriousness! \o/

I know, right? The best part was that the cat actually seemed happy to be out for a walk with his human! :D