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[kitsune_tsuki]

Computer situation still not fixed, internet addiction overcomes eyestrain and possible insanity in days to come. \o/

Also, so very wrong? And yet I cannot stop laughing. My heart, I have none.

Random thought plotbunny:

During the band's hiatus Gerard finally gets his hamsters.

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[kitsune_tsuki]

At first I was Hamtaro? That sounds familiar, why does that - And then I realized why it was familiar and now I'm picturing the high-pitched voices and I blame you.

Hemmy and Bunny (and the rest of Mikey and Alicia's pets) totally have a support group. Along with the other bandom pets that suffer as they do.

Gerard has books about hamsters and the domestication process or something along those lines all over his house or wherever he's living and Frank is just always "...But they're hamsters." Because really, what more do you need to know? (And then Gerard busts out all these 'little known facts' that Frank never knew/cared about, but Gerard's face, okay? He's excited to be sharing hamster facts and hamster history with Frank, and Frank really couldn't care less, but Gerard, okay. Gerard.

Ray's actually interested, for the first half hour, maybe, and then he calls Frank all, "Hey, Gerard has some stuff he wants to tell you."

Frank is confused! He was at home eating, like toast or something, and then Ray called and told him that Gerard had something to tell him!

Frank's like "Is he? No. But what if he does!" So Frank rushes over and Ray pats him on the shoulder on his way out all, "Good luck, man." And winks (Or at least it looks like that's what he did? Ray just had something in his eye. Sawdust maybe, from the bedding Gerard was using for the Hamster Dream Palace when he let the furry hamster crawl up into his hair for a little bit.

Frank goes to find Gerard in The Hamster Room working on something new and Gerard's still spouting hamster information even though no one else is in the room with him. Frank ends up sitting down and letting the dark-furred hamster sit on his lap watching Tiny Manic hamster pester the big blond-ish one and listening to Gerard babble.

Frank knows it's irrational to be jealous of a hamster, but seriously. The stupid thing looks so totally smug sitting on Gerard's shoulder. It's mocking him! And then it gives Gerard like a tiny hamster kiss on his face, and that is so it, you know? He declares all-out war on the little guy, which, completely crazy, but so on.

Hamster!Gee is concerned! He scurries all over Frank because he knows Frank is upset but he doesn't know why! :(

Brian tries to avoid coming over after that, but Gerard calls and says the hamsters miss him! Bob refuses to go over alone, and Ray and Mikey are smirking at him because he's not afraid of ~hamsters, is he? Frank's just "Stop being a wimp, Schechter, they're hamsters."