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[kitsune_tsuki]

I played Oregon Trail kind of a lot this weekend. I maybe left more than my share of bodies by the wayside. Sorry, dudes.

Also, because people need to know the horrible truth:

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[scorpionvoices]

OMG I LOVE YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!

The crack, it flows!!!!!

[kitsune_tsuki]

Hahaha. :D

It does! I mean, of all of them, clearly Ray is the serial killer. Look at that face. Pure evil.

[scorpionvoices]

Obvsly. The fluffy-sweet look is obviously just an extremely clever facade.

[kitsune_tsuki]

No, I know, right? He probably helps little old ladies cross the street and feeds stray animals too. It's how he gets people to trust him. Total evil genius serial killer.

[scorpionvoices]

Exactly. He's got that innocent face and those liquid-brown cow-eyes, and people just fall all over themselves to trust him.

And then he carves them up and hides them in his basement. Gabe saw the results once and his mind has never been the same since.

[kitsune_tsuki]

Ray's a sweetheart! Everyone loves Ray!

He whistles while he works too. Or maybe sings. Although he has to hum when he's hacking away because the blood just gets everywhere.

...I think I may have grossed myself out just now with that mental image.

[scorpionvoices]

*is laughing hysterically*

He's smart, too! He has a whole duffel bag full of 'tools', and he alternates them so he doesn't leave a consistent method that could betray him.

After Gabe stumbled on his basement stash, Ray set Mikey on him; Mikey was really good at it, and even though Gabe hasn't been the same since, he's sure as hell been a lot happier! :D

[kitsune_tsuki]

*g*

And whenever one of the others...okay, whenever someone at a hotel or something offers to carry it for him Ray gets all weird. He clutches it to him and does this nervous laugh thing and then scuttles off, leaving everyone staring after him. Dude's seriously weird sometimes, you know?

Ahahaha. I talked to chebonne about Serial Killer Ray Toro and realized that Ray actually gave Gabe decorating tips for the basement. Because Gabe totally learned everything from Ray. (Also, hahaha. Ray's an evil genius! \o/)