It's Made of Water, Right?

[kitschin_witch]

"O hai, those fires sure are getting close, we can ride it out in this here hot tub. Bring the whole pitcher of margaritas!"

http://laist.com/2009/09/07/station_fire_moving_slowly_on_easte.php

You know you want to see what the hot tub looks like now. Not a Darwin Awards winner this time, but it's only a matter of time.