God: "Sorry, it's Cheney on the other line, I have to take this....yes, sir?"
Let's applaud the Eagles...that's about the worst display of clock management I've ever seen. "Yes, we'll get the ball with 4 minutes left, down by two scores, and not go into the hurry-up. In fact, we'll take our damn sweet time. Donovan McNabb? Greatest. Quarterback. Ever. Terrell Owens? Divine mandate to play. Andy Reid? Einsteinian-type genius, doesn't look like a walrus at all. We can't lose!" Well done guys. I think my favorite part was when they showed the Pats' defensive coordinator with a look of absolute glee on his face. "They've decided not to play offense! My job is so easy!"
I don't see why everyone thinks Tom Brady is so good-looking...Tedy Bruschi is way hotter. And not a huge douche. I'm just saying.
I hope everyone watched American Dad, because it was hilarious. Basically exactly the same as Family Guy, but more political. And awesome.
I don't see why everyone thinks Tom Brady is so good-looking...Tedy Bruschi is way hotter. And not a huge douche. I'm just saying.
I hope everyone watched American Dad, because it was hilarious. Basically exactly the same as Family Guy, but more political. And awesome.