I got out of the army. They've made me a special combo-clause that incorporates my medical and mental state. Turns out each one on its own isn't enough to discharge me, but together they're a balanced case ( Read more... )

The bread is burnt. The house is clean, so many times over, and I have 470 NIS to prove my work-week. $104. Not bad, for two days being sick. Camp is the experience that teaches you that you can make up a song for any action under the sun, and little humanoids will catch on and join you instantly. That, and they will do anything for "a point." And ( Read more... )

Money makes the world go round, the world go round, the world go round...

I am going to be a counsellor for a kids camp for the week before Passover.
One week.
And I am getting 700 shequels for it.
*calculates*
That's...$155, to you folks. Wow.

Reeeeaaaal, hard-paying work!!!

And a side-note to deesarrachi: Hang in there! There shall be CHAAAAAAAT!!!