Title: Forty-five cents for a lousy nectarine?! What's inside, a pit or a pearl?!
Clerk: Ma'am, this nectarine is perfectly fine. I've never seen a more beautiful piece of fruit.
Sophia: Then try kissing my behind; It's a real peach!
well, I dunno what to talk about. I felt like I had this great thing to do. you know, update my livejournal. *gasp-o* all the fun and excitement of this summer have worn thin; things are buckling down. it's time to work. you know, summer work. or, even worse. . .a JOB! ah! run! can't. don't wanna. but my parents keep pushing me in that direction indirectly. . .don't wanna lose all of my childhood, if you could call it that.
oh, and I came up with a genius idea yesterday.
You see, youngin's, yesterday with Weird Al, the fabulous Lisa, and the Kel-Bran backage (like Kellog-Briand if I abbreviate that way! :D) so, anyways. yeah. we went to Subway and then to TCBY, was it? I was thoroughly frightened; I walked in and wasn't sure if I was on the set of an 1980s movie or if Reagan really was president again. so shocking, it nearly mdae me drop my soda. which, I did later. into the trash recepticle, but I digress. It was that ugly and bright; with a dirty sink and diet pills in the corner. I was frightened to see things saying "51% of American women are overweight; they need more dessert" or "Buy a pie, get a free coupon for blockbuster." What kind of garbage is this?! no wonder the world hates us . .they just won't listen (they certainly wouldn't listen to Morrissey ;-D) *clears throat* so, anyways. . .speaking of the world. . . Russia, and the rest of Europe for that matter, hate us. right? well, I know why Russia does! During the Cold War, we had to have opened up a TCBY in Moscow, thus causing the Russian women to soften; when a Russian woman softens, the whole network falls. Never has dessert been so hazardous. That, and I'm sure the colours of the establishment don't help if intoxicated on too much ice cream. Didn't stop me from having my. . .. what was it? "Super Peanut Butter Cup Sundae"? I dunno. delicious. but hazardous. never has a milk product been so relaxing. I tell ya, it relaxed the Soviets. they couldn't fight. now, they will deteriorate from hard-worn people to capitalist swine. like the British, so many centuries ago. if the British ever were people. yeah. so, that's my scoop. pun very much so intended. I still wanna go back for oatmeal raisin ice cream, but I must resist, for I am poor, and. .. well, it's evil! run away! there kids, now you know why the Cold War ended, and why it was really Cold. We had tried such tactics before, but, I mean, come on, couldn't we just go Saigon or something on the Ruskies ass and make it a real War? no, just had to frighten everyone until they made "Bart's" in their pants. yeah, fuck you too! :D
um, yeah. well, yeah. um, need a job. my sense of accomplishment faded. some plans tomorrow. some sunday. hopefully lots of study done. need to stop goin' online as much. it's scary. oh, and the golden girls. yeah. which reminds me. . I love Joseph Stalin.
in other news, there's a fly, a gigantical one, buzzing around the house. it bothers me. and I have sugar cravings. Go watch 28 Days Later. . . yeah. um, I dunno. roar. sorry.
on a closing note, I still Love Joseph Stalin. :D