If I must embed a video, I guess I must.
This is Lily Allen's 'Smile' in Simlish.
My favorite part is when the guy's standing at the pool and he does the "well bad" hand gesture (
as seen here). ...Pronounced "wehwwww bahd."
While I'm at it, I'll post my own tribute to The Sims 2 (which I've never played):
10 of 10 Cooking Skill and Still I Burn You
by Kit FitzSimons
You are my Lobster Thermidor:
a rich and creamy dish.
Your blush is two yolks separated,
your smile: a half-cup sherry,
your spine is one cleaned tail shell
filled with less meat than it came with.
Your looks, by far, belie your taste;
you're piquant, poignant, peppery,
so never mind how you resemble
Hollandaise sauce vomited
over cherry-tomato string beans.
So good I can't afford you as often as I'd like
--fresh lobster is far too dear these days--
so don't mind me
if I substitute preshelled or frozen tail meat;
they're just placeholders. Take comfort
knowing that at least I'd never resort
to Lobster Newberg, with its beaten eggs,
its chunked tail, its omelets and pies.
I love your spinal cavity far, far too much for that.
And besides, I'm allergic to toast points.
See the connection? I'm so glad that video exists, thus justifying my writing.
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