Oh. My. God.
It's tickle-torture Elmo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4x-VW_rCSE AND it's able to stand up by itself.
"This is the song, lalalala...Chucky's song!"
Shudder.
I suppose I shouldn't be so freaked out. After all, I did do that hosting bit three years ago where I replaced Gollum with Elmo in the Gollum v. Smea'gol scene. Still, it's hard to watch an actual monster get frustrated with the person trying to have fun with him.
I wonder if there's a certain point at which Elmo stops pleading and starts demanding:
"HAHAHAHA no more! Please stop! Elmo can't take it any more! No! Elmo needs a break! Please! Pl-no! Wait! ...Okay, NO. NO. Back the fuck off, you sicko. You know what Elmo thinks? Elmos thinks you're a sadist in overalls, you asshole. Elmo could try and see how you like a taste of your own medicine, but Elmo's not a dickweed. No, what Elmo is, is mad. Elmo isn't seeing red, he's a dense fiery ball of seething crimson spikes, and Elmo is all out of bubblegum, you piece of shit. Get Elmo's drift?"
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