We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
Well, thanks to kudzita, I took this Z-Day meme.
Zombie Master.
You scored 71% survivability and 57% kickass-ability!
You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on survivability
You scored higher than 99% on kickass-ability
Link: The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test written by jesmanpokeyfun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
I always knew I'd be great in a zombie outbreak. I just have so much pent-up aggression, and it would be so nice to unleash it on creatures that 1) are universally reviled, 2) have no rights, 3) are plentiful and easy to find, and 4) would do the same to me and worse if I let them.
For those who are curious, my stated weapon of choice was a machete. I think we all know how much I hate ranged weaponry. It's so easy to aim something you swing and hit with, but not so much something that literally de-aims itself every time you use it. Of course, I do understand that a shotgun blast to the face is a lot faster than hoping you adequately severed the head.
Nearly-Headless Nick: Braaaaaaaains fell out my neck.
So I would obviously have a gun to fire. It's just I would save it for emergencies and --of course-- showy displays of pluck.
On a related note (and mostly for Ben's consideration), I just realized today the epitome of awesome:
Either as a mono-horde or as a buffet-style food supply.
Just saying.
.
Zombie Master.
You scored 71% survivability and 57% kickass-ability!
You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on survivability
You scored higher than 99% on kickass-ability
Link: The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test written by jesmanpokeyfun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
I always knew I'd be great in a zombie outbreak. I just have so much pent-up aggression, and it would be so nice to unleash it on creatures that 1) are universally reviled, 2) have no rights, 3) are plentiful and easy to find, and 4) would do the same to me and worse if I let them.
For those who are curious, my stated weapon of choice was a machete. I think we all know how much I hate ranged weaponry. It's so easy to aim something you swing and hit with, but not so much something that literally de-aims itself every time you use it. Of course, I do understand that a shotgun blast to the face is a lot faster than hoping you adequately severed the head.
Nearly-Headless Nick: Braaaaaaaains fell out my neck.
So I would obviously have a gun to fire. It's just I would save it for emergencies and --of course-- showy displays of pluck.
On a related note (and mostly for Ben's consideration), I just realized today the epitome of awesome:
Either as a mono-horde or as a buffet-style food supply.
Just saying.
.