Making Fun of Spam: Part 11 in an Ongoing Series
In my inbox today (again, let's take it in steps):
Subject: large selection of watches
Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:08:36 -0060
Have you ever wondered how it would feel to wear a $10,000 watch or a $9,000 necklace.
Well, we have watches ...Maybe... maybe you could make a choker out of one?
Well now is you chance. We have a complete
line of high quailty replicated products.
No one will ever notice the difference. Only you will know. So why wait.
So... apparently, you're just gonna have to keep wondering about how it'd feel to wear that $10,000 watch. Because your neighbors and friends will know how it feels to see you wearing one, but you're going to know it's FRAUDULENT.
Or wait... I guess they haven't discussed a price yet. Perhaps these are only relatively cheap knock-off watches. They'd normally cost you a hundred grand, but now each one is only $10,000 (or 5 for 40 thou).
Come visit us online and see for your self.
www.woahreplikka.com
Oh, so now brand-name http://www.woah.com/ isn't good enough for you?
If you do like the quaility of the product in the first 30day
Return it for a full refund minus the shiipng costs.
Haha, you idiot. You bought this cheap watch that's worth absolutely squ...what? You like it? You... you actually feel like you got a bargain? ...GIVE IT BACK! WE'VE GOTTA SELL IT FOR MOOOOOORE! MOOOOOOOOOOOORE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So what do you have to loose.
How about this jar lid?
HHhhhnff! Hhhhhhrrrrrrrg!
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And now for a new feature of MFoS:
spamusement.com is a triweekly one-panel webcomic by Steven Frank that takes its inspiration from real spam subject lines.
This MFoS episode's panel:
***My penis hurts after a big session***
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Subject: large selection of watches
Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:08:36 -0060
Have you ever wondered how it would feel to wear a $10,000 watch or a $9,000 necklace.
Well, we have watches ...Maybe... maybe you could make a choker out of one?
Well now is you chance. We have a complete
line of high quailty replicated products.
No one will ever notice the difference. Only you will know. So why wait.
So... apparently, you're just gonna have to keep wondering about how it'd feel to wear that $10,000 watch. Because your neighbors and friends will know how it feels to see you wearing one, but you're going to know it's FRAUDULENT.
Or wait... I guess they haven't discussed a price yet. Perhaps these are only relatively cheap knock-off watches. They'd normally cost you a hundred grand, but now each one is only $10,000 (or 5 for 40 thou).
Come visit us online and see for your self.
www.woahreplikka.com
Oh, so now brand-name http://www.woah.com/ isn't good enough for you?
If you do like the quaility of the product in the first 30day
Return it for a full refund minus the shiipng costs.
Haha, you idiot. You bought this cheap watch that's worth absolutely squ...what? You like it? You... you actually feel like you got a bargain? ...GIVE IT BACK! WE'VE GOTTA SELL IT FOR MOOOOOORE! MOOOOOOOOOOOORE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So what do you have to loose.
How about this jar lid?
HHhhhnff! Hhhhhhrrrrrrrg!
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And now for a new feature of MFoS:
spamusement.com is a triweekly one-panel webcomic by Steven Frank that takes its inspiration from real spam subject lines.
This MFoS episode's panel:
***My penis hurts after a big session***
.