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so i was lurking on myspace and i checked out jeff from nwbd's profile and he's part of the League of Sexy Bass Players - Midwest Chapter so i thought i'd apply. besides living in he midwest i guess, here's some of the criteria:
1) Thou shalt always shake thy ass when thou playest thy bass.
2) If thy band hath a drummer, and thy drummer hath a kick drum, thou shalt stand on thy kick drum at or around the climax of thy band's rockinest song.
3) Thou shalt always posses thy tallest (or heaviest) amplifier on thy stage.
4) Thou shalt sling sweat all over thy stage. For if thou sweatest not, thou rockest not.
5) Thou shalt run like fucking hell in the opposite direction of anything that hath thy word "Peavey" on it.
These are thy commandments. Follow them always. Go forth and make sexiness.
hope i made it
1) Thou shalt always shake thy ass when thou playest thy bass.
2) If thy band hath a drummer, and thy drummer hath a kick drum, thou shalt stand on thy kick drum at or around the climax of thy band's rockinest song.
3) Thou shalt always posses thy tallest (or heaviest) amplifier on thy stage.
4) Thou shalt sling sweat all over thy stage. For if thou sweatest not, thou rockest not.
5) Thou shalt run like fucking hell in the opposite direction of anything that hath thy word "Peavey" on it.
These are thy commandments. Follow them always. Go forth and make sexiness.
hope i made it