me: *shows belly* see? this isn't me. this is skin. this is because milo decided he needed a house that was bigger than my body... can i sing?

a: no.

i am seriously in the overwhelm. i don't know why i get like this and why i decided i should get into it for christmas. i spent last weekend into the week being uber-kitchen crafty (photo proof coming soon, i swear) and now i'm... continuing the kitchen craft and am also involved in the knitting and sewing crafty, plus cleaning and wrapping and ( Read more... )

i mention a quote from john mayer about his music. and what ensues...

l: people take him too seriously. he's singing songs about sex and being in love.
a: that's what i sing about too. but more about the booty aspect of it. just call me andre 3000.

-hot. very hot. life on the sun hot ( Read more... )

to my very favorite 29 year old.

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the family spoering took a walk this evening. the kids kept wandering into peoples' lawns. we repeatedly told them to move on and i started singing to the tune of this terrible veggie tales song ( Read more... )

we are watching tv when a commercial for tire polish comes on. thus begins the following conversation...

l: do you worry about what your tires look like?
a: oh yeah. that and global warming are my two biggest concerns.

i love him.

tattoos tomorrow! wooooo! will totally have pics, you can be sure of it ( Read more... )

he pretends not to be a sap, but he lies.
i love you, boyface.
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