Second Recipe [Possible commentlogging!]

[kissorkeepher]

[Ned has been baking. A lot. Like, a lot.]

Uhm... so I'm not much of a fighter. I'm not very good at... fighting. Things. Anything. Even small rodenty animals. It's just not what I do.

But I do do something! Don't be--...alarmed. Although I realize now that it's likely no one was alarmed that I don't fight. I mean, it's not like you all are rallying

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[fallintheriver]

Tch, no meat?

[Son I am disappoint.]

[kissorkeepher]

Sorry. I've kind of got this thing about touching things that used to be alive.

[That "thing" isn't actually a problem here, but Ned hasn't realized that yet.]

[fallintheriver]

Why, you a vegetarian or something?

[kissorkeepher]

Well... yeah.

[fallintheriver]

Wait, really? Why?

[kissorkeepher]

I--I told you! I don't like touching dead things. Or eating them. That's worse, actually.

[fallintheriver]

How do you even live like that?

[kissorkeepher]

Easily. I don't put things in my mouth that used to breathe.

[fallintheriver]

You know herbivores are low on the foodchain for a reason.

[kissorkeepher]

Hey. Hater Mc...Hating... Hate. Do you want a pie or not?

[fallintheriver]

If there's no meat, no.

[kissorkeepher]

Fine. You're the one missing all the countless joys of an apple pie.

[fallintheriver]

Missing out on all the countless joys of puking my guts up you mean.

[kissorkeepher]

Is there something wrong with apple pie?

[fallintheriver]

Not besides the fact I can't digest apples.

[kissorkeepher]

...oooookay... Can you... digest... cherries?