Second Recipe [Possible commentlogging!]
[Ned has been baking. A lot. Like, a lot.]
Uhm... so I'm not much of a fighter. I'm not very good at... fighting. Things. Anything. Even small rodenty animals. It's just not what I do.
But I do do something! Don't be--...alarmed. Although I realize now that it's likely no one was alarmed that I don't fight. I mean, it's not like you all are rallying for The Pie Maker to go save the world and get his own super hero comic series or anything. Because that probably wouldn't happen. Unless the world can be saved with pie. Which, actually, I think does make a difference, in fact. If more people ate pie, I do think the world would be a better place. And not just my world. This world, too.
...in a... very roundabout way, that brings me to my point. I have a lot of pies. Like a major overstock of pies. Very nearly every kind of pie, too. Unless you're craving meat pie, I probably have what you want. So, please! Name a pie. I'll tell you if I have it. I probably have it. I'll bring them to your pods, if you want, too. I just really need somewhere for these pies to go. They shouldn't be wasted...
Oh, and they're free. Free of charge, free delivery, because... really, what am I going to charge you?
Uhm... so I'm not much of a fighter. I'm not very good at... fighting. Things. Anything. Even small rodenty animals. It's just not what I do.
But I do do something! Don't be--...alarmed. Although I realize now that it's likely no one was alarmed that I don't fight. I mean, it's not like you all are rallying for The Pie Maker to go save the world and get his own super hero comic series or anything. Because that probably wouldn't happen. Unless the world can be saved with pie. Which, actually, I think does make a difference, in fact. If more people ate pie, I do think the world would be a better place. And not just my world. This world, too.
...in a... very roundabout way, that brings me to my point. I have a lot of pies. Like a major overstock of pies. Very nearly every kind of pie, too. Unless you're craving meat pie, I probably have what you want. So, please! Name a pie. I'll tell you if I have it. I probably have it. I'll bring them to your pods, if you want, too. I just really need somewhere for these pies to go. They shouldn't be wasted...
Oh, and they're free. Free of charge, free delivery, because... really, what am I going to charge you?