Five thousand words about you [original prompt]
Title: Five thousand words about you
Prompt: original prompt
Length: 5,655 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: written in epistolary structure (meaning that it’s written in a series of documents or other communication methods such as e-mails and letters). also, mentions of drugs, but no use.
Summary: The story of how Wu Yifan slowly, painstakingly decided that it was a good idea to stop hating Zhang Yixing (it wasn’t really his decision).
Notes: i read this book recently and it just spoke to me. i had to write something like that.
SO! i used a model for suspension letter that i found online. i don't really remember where i found it, but it's from the network lol. i loved writing this, and i hope you'll like it ♥
[ PART I ]
From: WU_YI_FAN (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Yeol (chan.yeol.park.2991@rocketmail.com)
Subject: WHY I CANT COME TO YOUR HOUSE
HI YEOL,
I CANT COME OVER TONITE TO PLAY COUNTER STRIKE BECAUSE MRS SHIM CALLED MY MUM ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN CLASS TODAY WITH YIXING SO I’M GROUNDED
I HATE YIXING HE IS SO SMELLY AND BAEKHYUN SAY HI SBROTHER SELL POT I HOPE WE CAN PLAY TOMORRO SEE YOU IN CLASS
YIFAN
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From: Yeol (chan.yeol.park.2991@rocketmail.com)
To: WU_YI_FAN (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: RE: WHY I CANT COME TO YOUR HOUSE
i have to study anyway. we can play tomorrow. why you didnt text me??? look i need to go my dad is screaming coz he wants to use the computer.
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: r u comin over 2nite?
Yifan: i DONT KNOW ILL ASK MY DAD
Chanyeol: y u keep using capital letters? ure not 10 anymore, ure 11 dude it looks like u dont know how to use the phone
Yifan: I DON LIKE ThE TINY LETTERS
Chanyeol: r u comin?
Yifan: YESSSSSS
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yifan: SHUT UP. I HATE MR. LEE.
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You’re being partners with your archenemy. This is too funny to be true.
Yifan: IM GONNA KILL U AND ALL MISERABLE 17 YEARS OR UR LIFE WILL PASS ACROSS UR EYES IN A FLASH
Chanyeol: Will I be able to see the face you did just now again? That was hilarious.
Yifan: I HATE YOU
Chanyeol: No, you hate yourself. And Yixing, perhaps, which is kinda weird bc everyone else likes him.
Yifan: MY MUM SAYS IM NOT EVERYONE ELSE
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: Project Work
Yifan,
I got your e-mail with Chanyeol. We need to discuss the project. I know you don’t like me (I’m not fond of you myself), but we need to work together if we want the grade. I was thinking we could meet in the library after school hours. We can set up another place if you’d like.
I found a few articles online that I think could be of help to our development. I’m sending the abstracts to you in a ZIP file as attachment. Tell me what you think of following the line of thoughts suggested in the theoretical framework.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Yixing.
ATTACHED: theoryabstracts.ZIP
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You started a new conversation with: Chanyeol, at 05:45pm
Yifan: WHY YIXING SPEAKS SO BORING? HE SOUNDS LIKE A 80 YO. HE SENT ME THE WORST EMAIL I SWEAR TO GOD I FELL ASLEEP
Yifan: BTW THANKS FOR TELLING HIM MY E-MAIL
Chanyeol: lol sorry dude. he said it was important.
Yifan: FUKK THAT SHEET. LETS GO SKATING?
Chanyeol: i cant rn, kyungsoo is here we’re studying
Yifan: MY ASS YOU ARE. I HOPE HE PINCHES YOUR NIPLES SO HARD THEYLL GO PURPLE
Chanyeol: gtfo
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: RE: Project Work
YIXING
I WONT READ THIS CRAP. YOU READ THE CRAP YOU CAN TELL ME LATER.
YIFAN
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: Project Work
The capital letters are giving me a migraine. Can you please stop orangotanging through the computer? I can’t even see you, yet I hear your inhuman sounds.
Also, Mr. Lee said we should use support material. I did half the work just by finding those so suck it up and read the fucking abstracts.
Yixing.
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( Can you meet me outside in 5 minutes?
Yixing )
( WTF dude why are you passing me notes in the middle of class?
YFAN )
( This is about our project. I really need to talk to you about it. The bit you wrote about the crisis in the UK was very inconclusive.
Yixing )
( ur ass is inconclusive
YIFAN )
( Fuck you, Yifan )
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: 1k on fucking UK
I wrote everything like you said without the uppercase so get out of my hair ok. I’m not reading that damn article again that is bullshit.
ATTACHED: miner_crisis_uk.doc
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: RE: 1k on fucking UK
Dear Yifan,
You will read whatever I tell you to. You will do whatever I demand you to do because you’re fucking lucky I had the displeasure of getting paired up with you. This is probably going to be the best grade you’ll ever get.
Kindly,
Yixing.
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun
Yifan: fuck zhang yixing man
Luhan: what did he do?
Yifan: was born
Sehun: Is this that guy from your year who spilled milk on your backpack when you were on 5th grade?
Yifan: how do you know that?
Sehun: Chanyeol hyung said you punched him
Yifan: that was a new backpack ok. and i was grounded for the whole week.
Baekhyun: his brother was arrested for selling marijuana. they say he went to guantanamo bay
Chanyeol: That is a U.S. prison, Baekhyun. He can’t possibly have gone to G-Bay.
Luhan: that sucks, he had good weed
Baekhyun: luhan!!!!
Yifan: im geting new friends
Chanyeol: You can’t get new friends, no one wants to be friends with you
Sehun: ~geting~ lol
Baekhyun: GETTING.
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( Can you ask your friends to stop saying those things about my brother?
Yixing )
( i’m not their mother
YIFAN )
( I know, but they don’t have to scream in the middle of the hallway about his situation.
Yixing )
( baekhyun does what ever he wantz
YIFAN )
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun
Baekhyun: yifan
Yifan: hi
Baekhyun: is it true that yixing was crying today in class because his brother got death penalty in guanatnmo bay?
Chanyeol: He was crying because you were an asshole
Yifan: he was crying? when? what happened?
Sehun: You didn’t see? Baek hyung said his brother got death penalty in the cafeteria and everyone started laughing and commenting I guess he was sad about it
Yifan: his brother got death penalty?
Chanyeol: Of course not
Baekhyun: yes
Chanyeol: His brother is answering about weed possession, he’s home. And for the last time, he is NOT IN GUANTANAMO BAY.
Baekhyun: thats not what my brother says
Chanyeol: as if your brother is the most reliable person
Yifan: yixing asked me to tell you giys to stp saying those things about his brother
Baekhyun: we were just saying the truth
Chanyeol: ‘You guys’? ‘We’? Why is it always we’re with Baekhyun, we get roped into his crap? I have nothing to do with this, I think Yixing is a nice guy.
Sehun: Are you friends with yixing now yifan hyung?
Yifan: no we’re doing a project together
Luhan: what did i miss?
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: Final details on Margaret Thatcher project
Yifan,
I read the stuff you gave to me this morning, it’s good. I like what you wrote about the Opposition Leadership from 1975 to 1979. I think your writing is improving. Let me know if you need help with it, I’d be glad to assist.
Now the only thing we need to cover is industrial relations. Talk to you tomorrow in class.
See you,
Yixing.
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You started a new conversation with: Chanyeol, at 03:20pm
Yifan: hey dude thanks for helping me with that essay. yixing thinks i’m improving hahahaahaajajaa
Chanyeol: I won’t correct it for you next time.
Yifan: y not :((
Chanyeol: Because you should be doing progress on your writing by now. I’m younger than you and I write better, aren’t you ashamed?
Yifan: not rly you are gifted
Chanyeol: I’m getting you a book for your next birthday
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: DONE!!!
YIXING,
THANKS FOR HELPING WITH THE PROJECT. I THINK IT looks really niec and mr. lee will be proud (of you of course).
Yifan.
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You started a new conversation with: Baekhyun, at 04:13pm
Yifan: you didnt have to do what you did today that was not cool baek
Baekhyun: i didn’t know he was gonna cry
Yifan: u said his brother was a drug addict and a pot dealer
Yifan: he is not baek he was just arrested with weed
Baekhyun: it’s not my fault if he’s a pussy and can’t stand up for himself
Yifan: u need to apologize
Baekhyun has logged off
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun
Chanyeol added Kyungsoo, at 09:15am
Chanyeol: Guys you remember Kyungsoo? We’re in debate club together.
Luhan: yo yo yo
Sehun: Hi Kyungsoo hyung. he was my calculus tutor.
Yifan: hi kyngsoo
Yifan: kyungsoo*
Kyungsoo: Hi
Sehun: Did someone see Baekhyun hyung today after lunch?
Luhan: i heard he was sleeping in class
Yifan: was he punished? i hope so
Chanyeol: That’s love right there
Yifan: no its not. he was a dick about yixings brother the other day
Luhan: when he isn't a dick?
Sehun: I thought you didn’t like Yixing
Yifan: i don’t it’s just baek can be an asshole sometimes
Luhan: if you don’t like yixing why are you so upset about what baekhyun did?
Yifan: because i dont think its rite
Baekhyun: i didn’t do anything, i just said what everyone is thinking. no one wants to sit with him anymore because they’re afraid he’s gonna try to sell them pot and get everyone expelled and arrested
Luhan: i would like for him to sell me some pot
Sehun: LOL hyung
Yifan: yixing doesnt sell pot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baekhyun: ok, chill out.
Kyungsoo: You should focus in class.
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You have 3 new messages from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Dude? Are you ok? What happened between you and Baek in the hallway?
Chanyeol: Yifan? Are you there?
Chanyeol: Helloooooooo???
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Wu,
We would like to schedule a meeting to discuss the recent actions of your son, Wu Yifan. We sincerely hope you can be at the attendance office next Friday, 8 a.m. It is of extreme importance that both of you attend the meeting, as Byun Baekhyun’s parents will also be attending.
Cordially,
Mrs. Bae
TLP Institute - secretary
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Baek is pissed at you
Yifan: i want him to go fukk himself
Chanyeol: Hey, Yifan. Can I ask you something?
Yifan: yes
Chanyeol: Why are you so worried about Yixing? I know you ran after him after the commotion. How is he, by the way?
Yifan: i am not worried i just dont think bekhyun is being reasonable
Yifan: baekhyun*
Chanyeol: I didn’t know you knew that word. Reasonable. HAHAHAHA.
Yifan: fukk u
Chanyeol: Are you going to answer my question?
Yifan: i dont know chanyeol, i dont like when baekhyun is an asshole
Chanyeol: Or you don’t like when ~Yixing~ is sad?
Are you sure you want to close this conversation?
Yes
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( yifan, yixing wants you to stop following him. he doesn’t want to talk to you. i asked chanyeol to give this to you because i can’t walk into your class. stay away from him.
Zitao )
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You started a new conversation with: Sehun, at 10:33am
Yifan: sehun?
Sehun: Hi hyung
Yifan: is tao with u?
Sehun: Yeah, why?
Yifan: ask if he can meet me in the gym
Yifan: now
Yifan: in 5 min actually
Sehun: He says he can
Yifan: ok im trying to leave class now tell him to meet me there
Sehun: Ok
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: Hello
Yixing,
hi.
I wanted to talk to you today in school but you wouldn’t stop. Can you meet me tomorrow before class by the water fountain?
Yifan
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( Yixing, did you see my email? i waited for you by the water fountain today
yifan )
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From: Principal Kim (soohyunkim@tlpinstitute.co.kr)
To: K. Wu (kwu778@gmail.com)
Subject: Regarding your son’s behavior
Dear Mrs. Wu,
I know it’s not been long since our last meeting, and that’s why I’m sending you this e-mail instead of scheduling an official meeting. I don’t know if you are familiar with Zhang Yixing. Yifan worked with Yixing for a Global History project about three months ago. Yixing’s mother contacted me about Yifan’s behavior around her son. I suggest that you talk to him about it as soon as possible and make sure that we don’t get any other complaints from her. Otherwise I’ll have to intervene.
Sincerely,
Soohyun Kim
TLP Institute Principal
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: Suspension
Yixing,
The principal e-mailed my mom and she says he’ll suspend me if I don’t leave you alone. I can explain it to you if only you’d meet me. I swear I’ll leave you alone. Can you please meet me? You can pick the time and place.
Yifan
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You have a new message from: [unknown]
[unknown]: Yifan, this is zitao. Add me as your contact.
Yifan: hey tao did you talk to yixing?
Tao: That’s what i need to talk to you about
Yifan: is he ok?
Tao: Yes, but he cannot know i'm talking to you about him.
Yifan: why?
Tao: He would be mad
Tao: I need to ask you a question but you have to be honest
Yifan: what is it?
Tao: Do you like him?
Tao: Yifan?
Tao: Do you like him?
Tao: i think my connection is poor.
Tao: Did you get my message?
Tao: Yifan????
Yifan: No
Tao: You didn’t get my message?
Yifan: i don’t like him
Tao: Oh. Are you sure?
Yifan: yes
Yifan: look i need to go, i have class now
Are you sure you want to close this conversation?
Yes
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: I heard Kim Jongdae (he’s from Kyungsoo’s year) mentioning that Kim Joonmyun from our year is trying to take Yixing to the charity dance next month.
Yifan: why would i care? i dont even know kim joonmyun
Chanyeol: But you know Yixing.
Yifan: yixing doesn’t talk to me
Chanyeol: Fine, I just thought you should know.
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( I thought you didn’t want to go to the charity dance? But I heard Kim Joonmyun is taking you. Is that true?
Yifan )
( I thought you didn’t want to go to the charity dance? But I heard Kim Joonmyun is taking you. Is that true?
Yifan Stop bothering me. That’s none of your concern. )
( Yixing, I’m sorry. We had a rough start in 5th grade, but I have nothing against you. We were together for that project and I thought we were ok. I want us to be friends, can you consider it? I’m sorry about Baekhyun, I swear I have nothing to do with what he did to your locker.
Yifan )
( I don’t think you’re responsible for my locker. I just don’t think we should be close.
Yixing )
( But why? I’m a good friend, I promise. Sometimes I’m airheaded, but I’m cool.
Yifan )
( Will you stop staring at me in the cafeteria if I talk to you?
Yixing )
( YES!!!!!
YIFAN )
( Ok
Yixing )
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Mr. Wu Yifan,
You are hereby suspended of your school activities for THREE days from the date of this document. Know that your parents/guardians will be notified about your punishment.
Soohyun Kim
TLP Institute PRINCIPAL
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Wu,
WU YIFAN chose actions and behaviors that require OUT OF SCHOOL SUSPENSION from TLP INSTITUTE for THREE days from OCT 4TH through OCT 7TH. WU YIFAN will not be allowed to attend any school functions or be present on our campus during this period of time.
More than once this week, the student passed notes during class and kept losing focus, forcing the teacher to call him out and interrupt lecture. This disciplinary measure is not being taken solely on this purpose. Mr. WU YIFAN has been severely misbehaving throughout his school year. We sincerely hope you understand the necessity of this punishment.
While suspended from school, you have the option of having WU YIFAN report to LEE JINKI at SHINEE MUSIC CONSERVATORY from 8:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. every day during the suspension. WU YIFAN will participate in work projects under constant supervision of the employees of SHINEE MUSIC CONSERVATORY.
We hope that during this suspension time, the student isn’t allowed to have vacation days off from school. If the suspension is more than two days, homework will be provided by teachers. You may pick the homework up at the TLP INSTITUTION attendance office at 8:00 a.m. the day after the first day of suspension. Even if homework is not requested, your student will be required to make-up any missed work. Students will receive credit for schoolwork during out of school suspension; however, zero credit is given when a student is truant.
Your son may return to his regular classrooms on OCT 8TH. We are requiring a meeting with you, your student and an administrator on TODAY, at 6 P.M.
We are hopeful that WU YIFAN will choose to follow the conditions agreed upon and use this opportunity to become successful.
Cordially,
TLP INSTITUTE
Soohyun Kim - Principal
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Is it true you were suspended?
Yifan: cant talk rn my mum is so pissed dude i think this is the end of me
Chanyeol: LOL ok.
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You have 6 new messages from: Baekhyun
Baekhyun: hey yifan, i heard about your suspension. i’m sorry our fight contributed to that.
Baekhyun: you are one of my best friends, i hope we can work this out.
Baekhyun: hey listen i’m sorry about yixing ok? i’m not saying anything about his brother anymore
Baekhyun: i promise, you can ask luhan
Baekhyun: btw i heard he’s going out with kim joonmyun
Baekhyun: are you upset? i’m sorry
Yifan: i’m not upset
Baekhyun: but you like him, right? you even started taking tutor sessions w kyungsoo who’s younger than you just so you could improve your writing bc yixing is too smart. thats it isnt it? i’m right
Yifan: i need to go, my mom is making me clean the bathrooms for getting suspended
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: Real Detention
Yifan,
I got detention for the note-passing. Can you tell how bad this is for my curriculum? I’m trying out for a scholarship, how am I supposed to explain that I got detention for note-passing in class? Honestly. Don’t pass me any more notes in the future.
You can message me tho. Here’s my contact [ZHANG YIXING]. Please don’t message me in class.
P.S.: Your friend Baekhyun apologized to me today.
Yixing.
[PART II]
You started a new conversation with: Yixing, at 11:19am
Yifan: Everyone is going to prom. Are you?
Yixing: I’m staying home watching Joan of Arcadia. And you?
Yifan: I’m going. You could come with us.
Yixing: I’m not interested.
Yifan: I’d be nice if you came. This is one of our last moments together. Our year. We’re graduating.
Yixing: I’m not going to miss anyone.
Yifan: And me? Are you going to miss me?
Yixing: How can I miss you if you never leave me alone? So clingy.
Yifan: That’s because I like you ♥
Yifan: Yixing? Are you there?
Yifan: Yixinggggggggg???? Are you coming to prom?
Yixing has logged off
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Wu Yifan posted a photo, at 01:04 a.m., with Park Chanyeol
Awesome night with awesome people!
#prom #bestbuds
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You have 2 new messages from: Yixing
Yixing: How was prom?
Yixing: I saw your pics with Chanyeol. You guys look like you had fun :)
Yifan: im durnk
Yixing: Ha, seriously?
Yifan: yixmg yixnd ineed toto teel tou something
Yixing: Go home, Yifan.
Yifan: i lfimfe oyu
Yifan: no thats notit
Yifan: inddlike you
Yifan: like you
Yifan: i like you
Yifan: i wna you to be my boryfk
Yifan: brofiuend
Yifan: go tiut eiht my
Yifan: go out wiht em
Yixing: You lost all coherence. The little bit you had.
Yifan: tats becaeun you make me
Yifan: you sin my head you spin my head
Yifan: right roudn right round liek a record baby hihhihihiihihihihkhi
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You started a new conversation with: Chanyeol, at 2:10pm
Yifan: I
Yifan: AM
Yifan: ROYALLY
Yifan: FUCKED
Chanyeol: Is this about last night? Because I have a major headache, so that makes two of us.
Yifan: SHIT MAN SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITSTHSI I CONFESSED TO YIXING.
Yifan: I SENT HIM A LOAD OF MESSAGES SAYING ALL KINDS OF CRAP
Yifan: I LIKE YOU
Yifan: AND THE SORTS
Yifan: FUCK CHANYEOL.
Chanyeol: Hahahaha what did he say?
Yifan: he kept saying i was drunk and stuff, but THAT’S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS THAT. I. SANG. HIM. DEAD. OR. ALIVE.
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU’RE SUCH A FUCK UP.
Chanyeol: But srsly about time, dude. We graduate in like a month.
Yifan: I want to die. in the most painful way possible. like eaten by piranhas.
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You have a new message from: Yixing
Yixing: How are you feeling?
Yifan: Like shit.
Yifan: Hey, sorry about bothering you last night. I was so drunk, man.
Yixing: Yeah, I know hahaha.
Yixing: You said you like me.
Yixing: Yifan?
Yifan: Yeah, I’m here.
Yixing: Why did you say that?
Yifan: Can I stop by your place?
Yixing: Now? I’m cooking with my dad.
Yifan: Later then.
Yixing: I’m going to the movies with Joonmyun.
Yifan: Why?
Yixing: Why what?
Yifan: Why are you going to the movies with Joonmyun?
Yixing: Because he asked me and I said yes???
Yifan:Why you said yes?
Yixing: Why are you so interested?
Yifan: Don’t you know?
Yixing: Why are we talking in questions?
Yifan: I’ll stop by your place now.
Yixing: I’m cooking with my dad, Yifan.
Yifan: I don’t care.
Yifan: Be there in 20
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun, Kyungsoo
Luhan: yo yifan bitch
Luhan: we’re all going to sehun’s house
Luhan: to get hammered
Luhan: and i’m going to get high
Luhan: meet us there. you’ll come, right?
Luhan: pick up your phone
Baekhyun: maybe he died from alcohol poisoning
Kyungsoo: Someone should forbid Baekhyun from uttering sentences.
Baekhyun: someone should forbid you from breathing
Luhan: now children relax
Chanyeol: We should stop by his house
Baekhyun: gr8 idea
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun, Kyungsoo
Chanyeol: Yifan, fuck. Pick up your damn phone, you asshole. We’re in front of your house. Honking like crazy
Chanyeol: Luhan is knocking on your door
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Are you with Yixing?
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Zhang Yixing is feeling relaxed :)
2 comments
Kim Jongdae: :)))
Huang Zitao: is yifan with you? the boys are looking for him
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun, Kyungsoo
Yifan: you fuckers can’t leave me alone, can you?
Luhan: you missed out on a lot of beer
Luhan: and weed ofc
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: [no subject]
please talk to me. i swear i didn’t mean to. or i did mean to it’s just
i didn’t think i’d make you so angry
i thought you wanted that too
did you block my contact? i need to speak with you, yixing
like it or not i’m stopping by your house to apologize. if you dont open your door i’ll scream and knock until you come out. please just hear me out. i’m not joking about this. you know i’m not.
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You started a new conversation with: Chanyeol, at 5:00pm
Yifan: i am so pathetically in love with yixing. i don’t know what else to do. i think about him all the time, i can’t get my head around anything else. i’m trying to study for physics final but I CAN’T. this is the last fukking test we’ll ever have to take in high school yet I’M GONNA FAIL IT BECAUSE I LOVE ZHANG YIXING. and he won’t talk to me.
Chanyeol: He has a habit of not talking to you. I wonder why…
Chanyeol: I’m a nice friend and hate to see you this brokenhearted. So I’m gonna help.
Yifan: what are you going to do?
Chanyeol: You’ll see.
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You have 4 new messages from: Yixing
Yixing: Today is the last day of class.
Yixing: Do you wanna meet in the library? I have some things to say.
Yixing: Come alone?
Yixing: And bring mocha bread, Minseok is hungry.
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: Congratulations
Yixing,
Congratulations on being accepted by the university you wanted. Full scholarship. Impressive. I’m happy for you, this is what you’ve always wanted, right? I hope you can achieve all your dreams, you deserve all the world can give to you. I’m on wait list, but I guess you know that already.
I keep thinking about what you said yesterday in the library, but I can’t come to terms with it. You’re wrong if you think this will pass once we stop seeing each other everyday. These are my feelings, I’ve been coping with them for a long time now and I know this is not as simple as you think. You have to believe me when I say I love you. I’m actually surprised you didn’t notice earlier since I’m very obvious about it (according to my friends, at least).
I won’t put any pressure on you. I’m sorry if I made it awkward by saying it.
Yifan.
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: RE: Congratulations
I believe you.
I’m just not sure if I believe me.
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You started a new conversation with: Yixing, at 7:00pm
Yifan: Just left work. Are you game?
Yixing: Yeah!
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: High Fidelity
You have two days to finish this :)
ATTACHED: nick_hornby-high_fidelity.pdf
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Hey, how you’ve been? I feel like we don’t talk in ages. You’ve been spending all your time with Yixing now hahahaha
Yifan: Let’s meet somewhere dude
Chanyeol: That cafe near Baek’s house? 7?
Yifan: Sounds good. See you there (:
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: The Fault In Our Stars
You won’t mock me for liking this after you read it.
Enjoy!
ATTACHED: tfios-jg.epub
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You started a new conversation with: Yixing, at 3:06pm
Yifan: I’m outside
Yixing: Stop honking, I’m leaving
Yifan: Well, hurry. I’m hungry
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You have a new message from: Yixing
Yixing: You were right, I like the book
Yifan: I knew it :)
Yixing: You know me too well
Yifan: I know you all too well
Yixing: :)
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun, Kyungsoo
Yifan: anyone there?
Sehun: HYUNG! YOU’RE ALIVE!
Baekhyun: we should be asking you this question
Luhan: i’m high
Kyungsoo: I think it’s time for us to promote an intervention on Luhan. This is going too far.
Luhan: you’re right i’m far too high
Yifan: i asked yixing out on a date
Kyungsoo: Are you sure it wasn’t a dream?
Luhan: FINALLY WHAT DID HE SAY?
Yifan: he said yes
Baekhyun: i can’t believe he said yes
Sehun: great, hyung!!! where are you taking him?
Yifan: idk yet, have to figure that out. i’m so fucking nervous
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You started a new conversation with: Yixing, at 5:40pm
Yifan: I’m leaving home. Be there in twenty.
Yixing: :)
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You have a new message from: Yixing
Yixing: Today was fun.
Yixing: We should do it again.
Yifan: Any time you want.
Yixing: We could hang out tomorrow.
Yixing: Come to my place?
Yifan: Sure. 3pm?
Yixing: Great. Bring me some mocha bread.
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Wu Yifan posted a photo, at 5:34 p.m., with Zhang Yixing
“whatever this world can give to me it’s you”
7 comments
Oh Sehun: TOO CUTE TO FUNCTION
Park Chanyeol: I like Yixing’s hat
[blocked] Byun Baek: was this at yixing’s house? be careful, they grow marijuana
Wendy: Oppa I miss you!!!!
Luhan: did you guys make out?
Kyungsoo: Why leave out the best part of the song?
Kim Jongdae: Are you a couple now? Kim Joonmyun
Wu Yifan: Yes, we are a couple now
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: Happy 1 month anniversary!
I’ve always thought it’s pretty lame to say 1 month ‘anniversary’, since an anniversary is something that happens once a year. The correct term would be monthversary? Is there a correct term? Well, you wouldn’t know anyway.
I got you a present. I hope you have something for me too.
Who would have guessed, Wu Yifan? We used to hate each other. When did this happen? You took my heart as your own and I didn’t even notice. You’re a smooth fucker.
Anyway, happy 1 month ~anniversary~. I love you very much.
P.S.: Our reservation is at 8, not 7!!!!
Love, love, love
Yixing.
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: RE: Happy 1 month anniversary!
It is pretty lame HAHA.
Well, thanks to my perseveration we’re here today. You were so intent on escaping me that I honestly have no idea how I managed to snag you. You ignored me for almost three weeks once. I got suspended for trying to talk to you. Honestly I don’t regret any bit of it. All that happened has contributed to us being here today (me in the office, you in your room probably because you are a lazy bum). I can’t begin telling you how happy you make me. And how much I love you, but THAT you probably know because I tell you everyday. I hope you won’t get sick of me.
Yixing, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
PS: ofc i got you a present, what kind of boyfriend do u take me for?
LOVE + LOVE + LOVE
Yifan.
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Zhang Yixing posted a photo, at 2:00 p.m.
1 month anniversary present! ILU Wu Yifan.
3 comments
Park Chanyeol: Nice sheep.
Luhan: you look like you’re high i’m jealous
Kim Joonmyun: :(
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Wu Yifan posted a photo, at 3:14 p.m., with Zhang Yixing
I LOVE MY PRESENTS <3 I ALSO LOVE YOU
#1monthanniversary
10 comments
Oh Sehun: You look ridiculous with that crown
Luhan: you look handsome, but also gay which you are so it’s a nice photo. full of identity.
Huang Zitao: the alpaca looks like yifan ge
Kim Joonmyun: :(
Park Chanyeol: Nice alpaca. The sheep and the alpaca #philosophy
Kim Jongdae: what’s philosophical in that?
K.Wu: BEAUTIFUL COUPLE!!!!!!!
Park Chanyeol: ↑ The capslock thing is a family thing.
Wu Yifan: Don’t insult my mother park chanyeol
Byun Baek: you should check to see if there’s marijuana inside this toy. you could end up in guantanamo bay
Zhang Yixing: Baekhyun, could you please go fuck yourself?
Kyungsoo: WELL SAID
Prompt: original prompt
Length: 5,655 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: written in epistolary structure (meaning that it’s written in a series of documents or other communication methods such as e-mails and letters). also, mentions of drugs, but no use.
Summary: The story of how Wu Yifan slowly, painstakingly decided that it was a good idea to stop hating Zhang Yixing (it wasn’t really his decision).
Notes: i read this book recently and it just spoke to me. i had to write something like that.
SO! i used a model for suspension letter that i found online. i don't really remember where i found it, but it's from the network lol. i loved writing this, and i hope you'll like it ♥
[ PART I ]
From: WU_YI_FAN (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Yeol (chan.yeol.park.2991@rocketmail.com)
Subject: WHY I CANT COME TO YOUR HOUSE
HI YEOL,
I CANT COME OVER TONITE TO PLAY COUNTER STRIKE BECAUSE MRS SHIM CALLED MY MUM ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN CLASS TODAY WITH YIXING SO I’M GROUNDED
I HATE YIXING HE IS SO SMELLY AND BAEKHYUN SAY HI SBROTHER SELL POT I HOPE WE CAN PLAY TOMORRO SEE YOU IN CLASS
YIFAN
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From: Yeol (chan.yeol.park.2991@rocketmail.com)
To: WU_YI_FAN (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: RE: WHY I CANT COME TO YOUR HOUSE
i have to study anyway. we can play tomorrow. why you didnt text me??? look i need to go my dad is screaming coz he wants to use the computer.
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: r u comin over 2nite?
Yifan: i DONT KNOW ILL ASK MY DAD
Chanyeol: y u keep using capital letters? ure not 10 anymore, ure 11 dude it looks like u dont know how to use the phone
Yifan: I DON LIKE ThE TINY LETTERS
Chanyeol: r u comin?
Yifan: YESSSSSS
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yifan: SHUT UP. I HATE MR. LEE.
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You’re being partners with your archenemy. This is too funny to be true.
Yifan: IM GONNA KILL U AND ALL MISERABLE 17 YEARS OR UR LIFE WILL PASS ACROSS UR EYES IN A FLASH
Chanyeol: Will I be able to see the face you did just now again? That was hilarious.
Yifan: I HATE YOU
Chanyeol: No, you hate yourself. And Yixing, perhaps, which is kinda weird bc everyone else likes him.
Yifan: MY MUM SAYS IM NOT EVERYONE ELSE
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: Project Work
Yifan,
I got your e-mail with Chanyeol. We need to discuss the project. I know you don’t like me (I’m not fond of you myself), but we need to work together if we want the grade. I was thinking we could meet in the library after school hours. We can set up another place if you’d like.
I found a few articles online that I think could be of help to our development. I’m sending the abstracts to you in a ZIP file as attachment. Tell me what you think of following the line of thoughts suggested in the theoretical framework.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Yixing.
ATTACHED: theoryabstracts.ZIP
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You started a new conversation with: Chanyeol, at 05:45pm
Yifan: WHY YIXING SPEAKS SO BORING? HE SOUNDS LIKE A 80 YO. HE SENT ME THE WORST EMAIL I SWEAR TO GOD I FELL ASLEEP
Yifan: BTW THANKS FOR TELLING HIM MY E-MAIL
Chanyeol: lol sorry dude. he said it was important.
Yifan: FUKK THAT SHEET. LETS GO SKATING?
Chanyeol: i cant rn, kyungsoo is here we’re studying
Yifan: MY ASS YOU ARE. I HOPE HE PINCHES YOUR NIPLES SO HARD THEYLL GO PURPLE
Chanyeol: gtfo
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: RE: Project Work
YIXING
I WONT READ THIS CRAP. YOU READ THE CRAP YOU CAN TELL ME LATER.
YIFAN
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: Project Work
The capital letters are giving me a migraine. Can you please stop orangotanging through the computer? I can’t even see you, yet I hear your inhuman sounds.
Also, Mr. Lee said we should use support material. I did half the work just by finding those so suck it up and read the fucking abstracts.
Yixing.
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( Can you meet me outside in 5 minutes?
Yixing )
( WTF dude why are you passing me notes in the middle of class?
YFAN )
( This is about our project. I really need to talk to you about it. The bit you wrote about the crisis in the UK was very inconclusive.
Yixing )
( ur ass is inconclusive
YIFAN )
( Fuck you, Yifan )
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: 1k on fucking UK
I wrote everything like you said without the uppercase so get out of my hair ok. I’m not reading that damn article again that is bullshit.
ATTACHED: miner_crisis_uk.doc
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: RE: 1k on fucking UK
Dear Yifan,
You will read whatever I tell you to. You will do whatever I demand you to do because you’re fucking lucky I had the displeasure of getting paired up with you. This is probably going to be the best grade you’ll ever get.
Kindly,
Yixing.
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun
Yifan: fuck zhang yixing man
Luhan: what did he do?
Yifan: was born
Sehun: Is this that guy from your year who spilled milk on your backpack when you were on 5th grade?
Yifan: how do you know that?
Sehun: Chanyeol hyung said you punched him
Yifan: that was a new backpack ok. and i was grounded for the whole week.
Baekhyun: his brother was arrested for selling marijuana. they say he went to guantanamo bay
Chanyeol: That is a U.S. prison, Baekhyun. He can’t possibly have gone to G-Bay.
Luhan: that sucks, he had good weed
Baekhyun: luhan!!!!
Yifan: im geting new friends
Chanyeol: You can’t get new friends, no one wants to be friends with you
Sehun: ~geting~ lol
Baekhyun: GETTING.
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( Can you ask your friends to stop saying those things about my brother?
Yixing )
( i’m not their mother
YIFAN )
( I know, but they don’t have to scream in the middle of the hallway about his situation.
Yixing )
( baekhyun does what ever he wantz
YIFAN )
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun
Baekhyun: yifan
Yifan: hi
Baekhyun: is it true that yixing was crying today in class because his brother got death penalty in guanatnmo bay?
Chanyeol: He was crying because you were an asshole
Yifan: he was crying? when? what happened?
Sehun: You didn’t see? Baek hyung said his brother got death penalty in the cafeteria and everyone started laughing and commenting I guess he was sad about it
Yifan: his brother got death penalty?
Chanyeol: Of course not
Baekhyun: yes
Chanyeol: His brother is answering about weed possession, he’s home. And for the last time, he is NOT IN GUANTANAMO BAY.
Baekhyun: thats not what my brother says
Chanyeol: as if your brother is the most reliable person
Yifan: yixing asked me to tell you giys to stp saying those things about his brother
Baekhyun: we were just saying the truth
Chanyeol: ‘You guys’? ‘We’? Why is it always we’re with Baekhyun, we get roped into his crap? I have nothing to do with this, I think Yixing is a nice guy.
Sehun: Are you friends with yixing now yifan hyung?
Yifan: no we’re doing a project together
Luhan: what did i miss?
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: Final details on Margaret Thatcher project
Yifan,
I read the stuff you gave to me this morning, it’s good. I like what you wrote about the Opposition Leadership from 1975 to 1979. I think your writing is improving. Let me know if you need help with it, I’d be glad to assist.
Now the only thing we need to cover is industrial relations. Talk to you tomorrow in class.
See you,
Yixing.
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You started a new conversation with: Chanyeol, at 03:20pm
Yifan: hey dude thanks for helping me with that essay. yixing thinks i’m improving hahahaahaajajaa
Chanyeol: I won’t correct it for you next time.
Yifan: y not :((
Chanyeol: Because you should be doing progress on your writing by now. I’m younger than you and I write better, aren’t you ashamed?
Yifan: not rly you are gifted
Chanyeol: I’m getting you a book for your next birthday
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: DONE!!!
YIXING,
THANKS FOR HELPING WITH THE PROJECT. I THINK IT looks really niec and mr. lee will be proud (of you of course).
Yifan.
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You started a new conversation with: Baekhyun, at 04:13pm
Yifan: you didnt have to do what you did today that was not cool baek
Baekhyun: i didn’t know he was gonna cry
Yifan: u said his brother was a drug addict and a pot dealer
Yifan: he is not baek he was just arrested with weed
Baekhyun: it’s not my fault if he’s a pussy and can’t stand up for himself
Yifan: u need to apologize
Baekhyun has logged off
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun
Chanyeol added Kyungsoo, at 09:15am
Chanyeol: Guys you remember Kyungsoo? We’re in debate club together.
Luhan: yo yo yo
Sehun: Hi Kyungsoo hyung. he was my calculus tutor.
Yifan: hi kyngsoo
Yifan: kyungsoo*
Kyungsoo: Hi
Sehun: Did someone see Baekhyun hyung today after lunch?
Luhan: i heard he was sleeping in class
Yifan: was he punished? i hope so
Chanyeol: That’s love right there
Yifan: no its not. he was a dick about yixings brother the other day
Luhan: when he isn't a dick?
Sehun: I thought you didn’t like Yixing
Yifan: i don’t it’s just baek can be an asshole sometimes
Luhan: if you don’t like yixing why are you so upset about what baekhyun did?
Yifan: because i dont think its rite
Baekhyun: i didn’t do anything, i just said what everyone is thinking. no one wants to sit with him anymore because they’re afraid he’s gonna try to sell them pot and get everyone expelled and arrested
Luhan: i would like for him to sell me some pot
Sehun: LOL hyung
Yifan: yixing doesnt sell pot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baekhyun: ok, chill out.
Kyungsoo: You should focus in class.
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You have 3 new messages from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Dude? Are you ok? What happened between you and Baek in the hallway?
Chanyeol: Yifan? Are you there?
Chanyeol: Helloooooooo???
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Wu,
We would like to schedule a meeting to discuss the recent actions of your son, Wu Yifan. We sincerely hope you can be at the attendance office next Friday, 8 a.m. It is of extreme importance that both of you attend the meeting, as Byun Baekhyun’s parents will also be attending.
Cordially,
Mrs. Bae
TLP Institute - secretary
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Baek is pissed at you
Yifan: i want him to go fukk himself
Chanyeol: Hey, Yifan. Can I ask you something?
Yifan: yes
Chanyeol: Why are you so worried about Yixing? I know you ran after him after the commotion. How is he, by the way?
Yifan: i am not worried i just dont think bekhyun is being reasonable
Yifan: baekhyun*
Chanyeol: I didn’t know you knew that word. Reasonable. HAHAHAHA.
Yifan: fukk u
Chanyeol: Are you going to answer my question?
Yifan: i dont know chanyeol, i dont like when baekhyun is an asshole
Chanyeol: Or you don’t like when ~Yixing~ is sad?
Are you sure you want to close this conversation?
Yes
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( yifan, yixing wants you to stop following him. he doesn’t want to talk to you. i asked chanyeol to give this to you because i can’t walk into your class. stay away from him.
Zitao )
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You started a new conversation with: Sehun, at 10:33am
Yifan: sehun?
Sehun: Hi hyung
Yifan: is tao with u?
Sehun: Yeah, why?
Yifan: ask if he can meet me in the gym
Yifan: now
Yifan: in 5 min actually
Sehun: He says he can
Yifan: ok im trying to leave class now tell him to meet me there
Sehun: Ok
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: Hello
Yixing,
hi.
I wanted to talk to you today in school but you wouldn’t stop. Can you meet me tomorrow before class by the water fountain?
Yifan
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( Yixing, did you see my email? i waited for you by the water fountain today
yifan )
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From: Principal Kim (soohyunkim@tlpinstitute.co.kr)
To: K. Wu (kwu778@gmail.com)
Subject: Regarding your son’s behavior
Dear Mrs. Wu,
I know it’s not been long since our last meeting, and that’s why I’m sending you this e-mail instead of scheduling an official meeting. I don’t know if you are familiar with Zhang Yixing. Yifan worked with Yixing for a Global History project about three months ago. Yixing’s mother contacted me about Yifan’s behavior around her son. I suggest that you talk to him about it as soon as possible and make sure that we don’t get any other complaints from her. Otherwise I’ll have to intervene.
Sincerely,
Soohyun Kim
TLP Institute Principal
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: Suspension
Yixing,
The principal e-mailed my mom and she says he’ll suspend me if I don’t leave you alone. I can explain it to you if only you’d meet me. I swear I’ll leave you alone. Can you please meet me? You can pick the time and place.
Yifan
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You have a new message from: [unknown]
[unknown]: Yifan, this is zitao. Add me as your contact.
Yifan: hey tao did you talk to yixing?
Tao: That’s what i need to talk to you about
Yifan: is he ok?
Tao: Yes, but he cannot know i'm talking to you about him.
Yifan: why?
Tao: He would be mad
Tao: I need to ask you a question but you have to be honest
Yifan: what is it?
Tao: Do you like him?
Tao: Yifan?
Tao: Do you like him?
Tao: i think my connection is poor.
Tao: Did you get my message?
Tao: Yifan????
Yifan: No
Tao: You didn’t get my message?
Yifan: i don’t like him
Tao: Oh. Are you sure?
Yifan: yes
Yifan: look i need to go, i have class now
Are you sure you want to close this conversation?
Yes
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: I heard Kim Jongdae (he’s from Kyungsoo’s year) mentioning that Kim Joonmyun from our year is trying to take Yixing to the charity dance next month.
Yifan: why would i care? i dont even know kim joonmyun
Chanyeol: But you know Yixing.
Yifan: yixing doesn’t talk to me
Chanyeol: Fine, I just thought you should know.
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( I thought you didn’t want to go to the charity dance? But I heard Kim Joonmyun is taking you. Is that true?
Yifan )
( I thought you didn’t want to go to the charity dance? But I heard Kim Joonmyun is taking you. Is that true?
Yifan Stop bothering me. That’s none of your concern. )
( Yixing, I’m sorry. We had a rough start in 5th grade, but I have nothing against you. We were together for that project and I thought we were ok. I want us to be friends, can you consider it? I’m sorry about Baekhyun, I swear I have nothing to do with what he did to your locker.
Yifan )
( I don’t think you’re responsible for my locker. I just don’t think we should be close.
Yixing )
( But why? I’m a good friend, I promise. Sometimes I’m airheaded, but I’m cool.
Yifan )
( Will you stop staring at me in the cafeteria if I talk to you?
Yixing )
( YES!!!!!
YIFAN )
( Ok
Yixing )
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Mr. Wu Yifan,
You are hereby suspended of your school activities for THREE days from the date of this document. Know that your parents/guardians will be notified about your punishment.
Soohyun Kim
TLP Institute PRINCIPAL
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Wu,
WU YIFAN chose actions and behaviors that require OUT OF SCHOOL SUSPENSION from TLP INSTITUTE for THREE days from OCT 4TH through OCT 7TH. WU YIFAN will not be allowed to attend any school functions or be present on our campus during this period of time.
More than once this week, the student passed notes during class and kept losing focus, forcing the teacher to call him out and interrupt lecture. This disciplinary measure is not being taken solely on this purpose. Mr. WU YIFAN has been severely misbehaving throughout his school year. We sincerely hope you understand the necessity of this punishment.
While suspended from school, you have the option of having WU YIFAN report to LEE JINKI at SHINEE MUSIC CONSERVATORY from 8:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. every day during the suspension. WU YIFAN will participate in work projects under constant supervision of the employees of SHINEE MUSIC CONSERVATORY.
We hope that during this suspension time, the student isn’t allowed to have vacation days off from school. If the suspension is more than two days, homework will be provided by teachers. You may pick the homework up at the TLP INSTITUTION attendance office at 8:00 a.m. the day after the first day of suspension. Even if homework is not requested, your student will be required to make-up any missed work. Students will receive credit for schoolwork during out of school suspension; however, zero credit is given when a student is truant.
Your son may return to his regular classrooms on OCT 8TH. We are requiring a meeting with you, your student and an administrator on TODAY, at 6 P.M.
We are hopeful that WU YIFAN will choose to follow the conditions agreed upon and use this opportunity to become successful.
Cordially,
TLP INSTITUTE
Soohyun Kim - Principal
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Is it true you were suspended?
Yifan: cant talk rn my mum is so pissed dude i think this is the end of me
Chanyeol: LOL ok.
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You have 6 new messages from: Baekhyun
Baekhyun: hey yifan, i heard about your suspension. i’m sorry our fight contributed to that.
Baekhyun: you are one of my best friends, i hope we can work this out.
Baekhyun: hey listen i’m sorry about yixing ok? i’m not saying anything about his brother anymore
Baekhyun: i promise, you can ask luhan
Baekhyun: btw i heard he’s going out with kim joonmyun
Baekhyun: are you upset? i’m sorry
Yifan: i’m not upset
Baekhyun: but you like him, right? you even started taking tutor sessions w kyungsoo who’s younger than you just so you could improve your writing bc yixing is too smart. thats it isnt it? i’m right
Yifan: i need to go, my mom is making me clean the bathrooms for getting suspended
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: Real Detention
Yifan,
I got detention for the note-passing. Can you tell how bad this is for my curriculum? I’m trying out for a scholarship, how am I supposed to explain that I got detention for note-passing in class? Honestly. Don’t pass me any more notes in the future.
You can message me tho. Here’s my contact [ZHANG YIXING]. Please don’t message me in class.
P.S.: Your friend Baekhyun apologized to me today.
Yixing.
[PART II]
You started a new conversation with: Yixing, at 11:19am
Yifan: Everyone is going to prom. Are you?
Yixing: I’m staying home watching Joan of Arcadia. And you?
Yifan: I’m going. You could come with us.
Yixing: I’m not interested.
Yifan: I’d be nice if you came. This is one of our last moments together. Our year. We’re graduating.
Yixing: I’m not going to miss anyone.
Yifan: And me? Are you going to miss me?
Yixing: How can I miss you if you never leave me alone? So clingy.
Yifan: That’s because I like you ♥
Yifan: Yixing? Are you there?
Yifan: Yixinggggggggg???? Are you coming to prom?
Yixing has logged off
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Wu Yifan posted a photo, at 01:04 a.m., with Park Chanyeol
Awesome night with awesome people!
#prom #bestbuds
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You have 2 new messages from: Yixing
Yixing: How was prom?
Yixing: I saw your pics with Chanyeol. You guys look like you had fun :)
Yifan: im durnk
Yixing: Ha, seriously?
Yifan: yixmg yixnd ineed toto teel tou something
Yixing: Go home, Yifan.
Yifan: i lfimfe oyu
Yifan: no thats notit
Yifan: inddlike you
Yifan: like you
Yifan: i like you
Yifan: i wna you to be my boryfk
Yifan: brofiuend
Yifan: go tiut eiht my
Yifan: go out wiht em
Yixing: You lost all coherence. The little bit you had.
Yifan: tats becaeun you make me
Yifan: you sin my head you spin my head
Yifan: right roudn right round liek a record baby hihhihihiihihihihkhi
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You started a new conversation with: Chanyeol, at 2:10pm
Yifan: I
Yifan: AM
Yifan: ROYALLY
Yifan: FUCKED
Chanyeol: Is this about last night? Because I have a major headache, so that makes two of us.
Yifan: SHIT MAN SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITSTHSI I CONFESSED TO YIXING.
Yifan: I SENT HIM A LOAD OF MESSAGES SAYING ALL KINDS OF CRAP
Yifan: I LIKE YOU
Yifan: AND THE SORTS
Yifan: FUCK CHANYEOL.
Chanyeol: Hahahaha what did he say?
Yifan: he kept saying i was drunk and stuff, but THAT’S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS THAT. I. SANG. HIM. DEAD. OR. ALIVE.
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU’RE SUCH A FUCK UP.
Chanyeol: But srsly about time, dude. We graduate in like a month.
Yifan: I want to die. in the most painful way possible. like eaten by piranhas.
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You have a new message from: Yixing
Yixing: How are you feeling?
Yifan: Like shit.
Yifan: Hey, sorry about bothering you last night. I was so drunk, man.
Yixing: Yeah, I know hahaha.
Yixing: You said you like me.
Yixing: Yifan?
Yifan: Yeah, I’m here.
Yixing: Why did you say that?
Yifan: Can I stop by your place?
Yixing: Now? I’m cooking with my dad.
Yifan: Later then.
Yixing: I’m going to the movies with Joonmyun.
Yifan: Why?
Yixing: Why what?
Yifan: Why are you going to the movies with Joonmyun?
Yixing: Because he asked me and I said yes???
Yifan:Why you said yes?
Yixing: Why are you so interested?
Yifan: Don’t you know?
Yixing: Why are we talking in questions?
Yifan: I’ll stop by your place now.
Yixing: I’m cooking with my dad, Yifan.
Yifan: I don’t care.
Yifan: Be there in 20
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun, Kyungsoo
Luhan: yo yifan bitch
Luhan: we’re all going to sehun’s house
Luhan: to get hammered
Luhan: and i’m going to get high
Luhan: meet us there. you’ll come, right?
Luhan: pick up your phone
Baekhyun: maybe he died from alcohol poisoning
Kyungsoo: Someone should forbid Baekhyun from uttering sentences.
Baekhyun: someone should forbid you from breathing
Luhan: now children relax
Chanyeol: We should stop by his house
Baekhyun: gr8 idea
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun, Kyungsoo
Chanyeol: Yifan, fuck. Pick up your damn phone, you asshole. We’re in front of your house. Honking like crazy
Chanyeol: Luhan is knocking on your door
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Are you with Yixing?
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Zhang Yixing is feeling relaxed :)
2 comments
Kim Jongdae: :)))
Huang Zitao: is yifan with you? the boys are looking for him
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun, Kyungsoo
Yifan: you fuckers can’t leave me alone, can you?
Luhan: you missed out on a lot of beer
Luhan: and weed ofc
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: [no subject]
please talk to me. i swear i didn’t mean to. or i did mean to it’s just
i didn’t think i’d make you so angry
i thought you wanted that too
did you block my contact? i need to speak with you, yixing
like it or not i’m stopping by your house to apologize. if you dont open your door i’ll scream and knock until you come out. please just hear me out. i’m not joking about this. you know i’m not.
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You started a new conversation with: Chanyeol, at 5:00pm
Yifan: i am so pathetically in love with yixing. i don’t know what else to do. i think about him all the time, i can’t get my head around anything else. i’m trying to study for physics final but I CAN’T. this is the last fukking test we’ll ever have to take in high school yet I’M GONNA FAIL IT BECAUSE I LOVE ZHANG YIXING. and he won’t talk to me.
Chanyeol: He has a habit of not talking to you. I wonder why…
Chanyeol: I’m a nice friend and hate to see you this brokenhearted. So I’m gonna help.
Yifan: what are you going to do?
Chanyeol: You’ll see.
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You have 4 new messages from: Yixing
Yixing: Today is the last day of class.
Yixing: Do you wanna meet in the library? I have some things to say.
Yixing: Come alone?
Yixing: And bring mocha bread, Minseok is hungry.
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: Congratulations
Yixing,
Congratulations on being accepted by the university you wanted. Full scholarship. Impressive. I’m happy for you, this is what you’ve always wanted, right? I hope you can achieve all your dreams, you deserve all the world can give to you. I’m on wait list, but I guess you know that already.
I keep thinking about what you said yesterday in the library, but I can’t come to terms with it. You’re wrong if you think this will pass once we stop seeing each other everyday. These are my feelings, I’ve been coping with them for a long time now and I know this is not as simple as you think. You have to believe me when I say I love you. I’m actually surprised you didn’t notice earlier since I’m very obvious about it (according to my friends, at least).
I won’t put any pressure on you. I’m sorry if I made it awkward by saying it.
Yifan.
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: RE: Congratulations
I believe you.
I’m just not sure if I believe me.
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You started a new conversation with: Yixing, at 7:00pm
Yifan: Just left work. Are you game?
Yixing: Yeah!
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: High Fidelity
You have two days to finish this :)
ATTACHED: nick_hornby-high_fidelity.pdf
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You have a new message from: Chanyeol
Chanyeol: Hey, how you’ve been? I feel like we don’t talk in ages. You’ve been spending all your time with Yixing now hahahaha
Yifan: Let’s meet somewhere dude
Chanyeol: That cafe near Baek’s house? 7?
Yifan: Sounds good. See you there (:
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: The Fault In Our Stars
You won’t mock me for liking this after you read it.
Enjoy!
ATTACHED: tfios-jg.epub
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You started a new conversation with: Yixing, at 3:06pm
Yifan: I’m outside
Yixing: Stop honking, I’m leaving
Yifan: Well, hurry. I’m hungry
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You have a new message from: Yixing
Yixing: You were right, I like the book
Yifan: I knew it :)
Yixing: You know me too well
Yifan: I know you all too well
Yixing: :)
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Group chat: Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Luhan, Sehun, Kyungsoo
Yifan: anyone there?
Sehun: HYUNG! YOU’RE ALIVE!
Baekhyun: we should be asking you this question
Luhan: i’m high
Kyungsoo: I think it’s time for us to promote an intervention on Luhan. This is going too far.
Luhan: you’re right i’m far too high
Yifan: i asked yixing out on a date
Kyungsoo: Are you sure it wasn’t a dream?
Luhan: FINALLY WHAT DID HE SAY?
Yifan: he said yes
Baekhyun: i can’t believe he said yes
Sehun: great, hyung!!! where are you taking him?
Yifan: idk yet, have to figure that out. i’m so fucking nervous
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You started a new conversation with: Yixing, at 5:40pm
Yifan: I’m leaving home. Be there in twenty.
Yixing: :)
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You have a new message from: Yixing
Yixing: Today was fun.
Yixing: We should do it again.
Yifan: Any time you want.
Yixing: We could hang out tomorrow.
Yixing: Come to my place?
Yifan: Sure. 3pm?
Yixing: Great. Bring me some mocha bread.
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Wu Yifan posted a photo, at 5:34 p.m., with Zhang Yixing
“whatever this world can give to me it’s you”
7 comments
Oh Sehun: TOO CUTE TO FUNCTION
Park Chanyeol: I like Yixing’s hat
[blocked] Byun Baek: was this at yixing’s house? be careful, they grow marijuana
Wendy: Oppa I miss you!!!!
Luhan: did you guys make out?
Kyungsoo: Why leave out the best part of the song?
Kim Jongdae: Are you a couple now? Kim Joonmyun
Wu Yifan: Yes, we are a couple now
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From: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
To: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
Subject: Happy 1 month anniversary!
I’ve always thought it’s pretty lame to say 1 month ‘anniversary’, since an anniversary is something that happens once a year. The correct term would be monthversary? Is there a correct term? Well, you wouldn’t know anyway.
I got you a present. I hope you have something for me too.
Who would have guessed, Wu Yifan? We used to hate each other. When did this happen? You took my heart as your own and I didn’t even notice. You’re a smooth fucker.
Anyway, happy 1 month ~anniversary~. I love you very much.
P.S.: Our reservation is at 8, not 7!!!!
Love, love, love
Yixing.
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From: Wu Yifan (badass_18@rocketmail.com)
To: Zhang Yixing (zhangmillenium@gmail.com)
Subject: RE: Happy 1 month anniversary!
It is pretty lame HAHA.
Well, thanks to my perseveration we’re here today. You were so intent on escaping me that I honestly have no idea how I managed to snag you. You ignored me for almost three weeks once. I got suspended for trying to talk to you. Honestly I don’t regret any bit of it. All that happened has contributed to us being here today (me in the office, you in your room probably because you are a lazy bum). I can’t begin telling you how happy you make me. And how much I love you, but THAT you probably know because I tell you everyday. I hope you won’t get sick of me.
Yixing, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
PS: ofc i got you a present, what kind of boyfriend do u take me for?
LOVE + LOVE + LOVE
Yifan.
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Zhang Yixing posted a photo, at 2:00 p.m.
1 month anniversary present! ILU Wu Yifan.
3 comments
Park Chanyeol: Nice sheep.
Luhan: you look like you’re high i’m jealous
Kim Joonmyun: :(
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Wu Yifan posted a photo, at 3:14 p.m., with Zhang Yixing
I LOVE MY PRESENTS <3 I ALSO LOVE YOU
#1monthanniversary
10 comments
Oh Sehun: You look ridiculous with that crown
Luhan: you look handsome, but also gay which you are so it’s a nice photo. full of identity.
Huang Zitao: the alpaca looks like yifan ge
Kim Joonmyun: :(
Park Chanyeol: Nice alpaca. The sheep and the alpaca #philosophy
Kim Jongdae: what’s philosophical in that?
K.Wu: BEAUTIFUL COUPLE!!!!!!!
Park Chanyeol: ↑ The capslock thing is a family thing.
Wu Yifan: Don’t insult my mother park chanyeol
Byun Baek: you should check to see if there’s marijuana inside this toy. you could end up in guantanamo bay
Zhang Yixing: Baekhyun, could you please go fuck yourself?
Kyungsoo: WELL SAID