The One That's Just A Grumble
Gordon Brown will become Prime Minister without opposition.
What? Why does everybody like Gordon Brown?? He is an evil robotic alien who can peel off his skin and reveal a bundle of metal and wires underneath. And also, he's so dull and depressing that no one will vote for his party and everyone will vote for David Cameron's Conservatives come the next general election because he's offering basically the same manifesto but tied up in a pretty (well, pretty for a Tory) ribbon. Plus he has the Boris Johnson secret weapon. Oh. I don't want to have to vote Tory (unless I live in Henley).
And another thing...
UK people... don't you just hate it when you have to choose your country from a list and they stick United States up at the top of the list? Not only do you have to scroll all the way down to nearly the bottom, but if you hit 'u' to take yourself down to the right place you just get stuck on United States again!
I know the US has the majority of internet users (China will overtake you one day, ha ha ha ha ha) and I know these sites are US sites, but as far as I know there aren't any UK sites that stick United Kingdom up at the top of their lists. Because we have a bit of humility you see. And we know how to scroll.
US/Aus/otherpeople - do you feel our pain?