Feb 05, 2012 15:15
So the last week has been a little crazy with the return from Chinese New Year holiday. A lot of ridiculousness and silly requests and just plain assholes.
I'm just here to add another psycho 小姐 story, although it's a fairly tame one all things considered.
Foreign boy is dating local girl (of course) but he's pretty straight forward about how he feels, how he's here for a short time, etc. She keeps telling him she's fine with all this. He has 3 weeks left and she starts getting extremely clingy, so he sits her down, asks her to stop and when it doesn't he breaks up with her. A few days go by and she contacts him to tell him she wants to give him a special alcohol made by Taiwanese aborigines. They meet. Gift received. She says good-bye. He asks her if she'd like to come up and share the alcohol, she declines. Goes home. Later she contacts him on chat, asks him if he's had any yet? He says no, wants to save it to share with some of his friends. She insists he should try some now.
Now, we know it's a psycho 小姐 story, but he doesn't.
He opens it and it bursts everywhere. The explosion is so powerful it goes all over his wall and his ceiling, but thankfully not all over his computer and any electronics due to sheer luck.
psycho 小姐