[picspam primer] big time rush.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE A LOT? FAKE BOY BANDS!
YOU KNOW WHICH FAKE BOY BAND I LIKE THE BEST? BIG TIME RUSH!
To start this party, we're going to watch the most adorable video on the face of ever:
Don't you want to be their any kind of girl? No? Well, then I will convince you. Let me start by introducing you to the boys because they are twelve kinds of adorable. This post will have two sections: the boys and the show. We'll start with the boys.
THE BOYS OF BIG TIME RUSH
(l-to-r: Logan, Kendall, Carlos, James. Don't worry about last names.)
My basic assessment to why I totally adore these boys is that they sort of remind me of Panic! at the Disco. Not so much in personality or whatever, but more in that they're a little pool of really good friends that genuinely love each other. Let me introduce you to them individually!
This is Carlos! He's my favorite in the TV show because he's goofy, but he's a lot more serious and responsible in real life. I still love him, just because I think he wears leather pants sometimes.
This is Logan! He's tied for my favorite irl, because he's kind of like a cross between Mikeyway and Brendon. He's a PROFESSIONAL UNICORN RIDER and also a giant fucking smart-ass.
This is Kendall! Kendall likes to go on horse riding dates. I'm not even joking, I love these guys and their ridiculousness.
This is James! James likes when Kendall goes on horse riding dates. He can also be handily summed up by this quote from a 17 interview:17:Who's the pretty boy in the cast?
BTR: James!
I do believe I should direct you to an interview segment now so you can see how adorable and ridiculous these boys are:
They love fans! They've got awesome dynamic! The interview is kind of like that 60 seconds with half of Panic! interview where a lot of it is stupid interactions and dumb answers! They make really bad music but it's all totally adorable! They star in a TV show about their band!
Oh you forgot about the TV show? Well.
THE SHOW KNOWN AS BIG TIME RUSH
We all know that if it's marketed to anyone under the age of fifteen, I am pretty much all over that shit. However, I've sort of avoided watching Nick Shows since I caught a glimpse of Naked Brothers Band and it repulsed me. Occasionally, I watch iCarly (which is a post for another day) but I don't actively keep up with Nick shows. Therefore, I haven't seen all of BTR but I really really love what I have seen omg. So presh! I can't convince you to watch the show any better than the boys can, though.17: Why will Seventeen readers be excited to see the show?
James: There's a lot of physical comedy, there's us just messing with each other. We get to throw each other in pools, and it's much more out of a brotherly love, not in a competitive way.
Kendall: I think teen girls will definitely like the fact that there are four boys.
Logan: And a lot of our show takes place in or around a pool, so there's not always a lot of clothes on us.
Seriously, everything they said is totally true. If you're like pfffffft, whatever, allow me to show you a video telling you why you should watch this show:
Four other reasons you should watch the show:
1. There is canon cross-dressing. Logan makes a kinda pretty girl.
2. It's easier canon than the boys themselves. Seriously, so much easier.
3. Okay. Four guys, right? THEY LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT/SUITE THING.
4. The supporting characters are just as awesome as the main cast. Their record exec is hilarious!
Besides, just look at their smiling faces:
They want you to watch Big Time Rush. They want you to love it in all its camp, ridiculousness. They probably don't want you to write hot, steamy gsf porn about them but I want you to! Seriously.
I leave you with my second favourite song of theirs, “Halfway There” wherein they actually sound pretty decent and they're all GIANT DORKS. There are falling trust exercises! Gag reel moments! Roughhousing! Meaningful glances! Smiles!
Why are you still here?! GO WATCH BIG TIME RUSH.
YOU KNOW WHICH FAKE BOY BAND I LIKE THE BEST? BIG TIME RUSH!
To start this party, we're going to watch the most adorable video on the face of ever:
Click to viewDon't you want to be their any kind of girl? No? Well, then I will convince you. Let me start by introducing you to the boys because they are twelve kinds of adorable. This post will have two sections: the boys and the show. We'll start with the boys.
THE BOYS OF BIG TIME RUSH
(l-to-r: Logan, Kendall, Carlos, James. Don't worry about last names.)
My basic assessment to why I totally adore these boys is that they sort of remind me of Panic! at the Disco. Not so much in personality or whatever, but more in that they're a little pool of really good friends that genuinely love each other. Let me introduce you to them individually!
This is Carlos! He's my favorite in the TV show because he's goofy, but he's a lot more serious and responsible in real life. I still love him, just because I think he wears leather pants sometimes.
This is Logan! He's tied for my favorite irl, because he's kind of like a cross between Mikeyway and Brendon. He's a PROFESSIONAL UNICORN RIDER and also a giant fucking smart-ass.
This is Kendall! Kendall likes to go on horse riding dates. I'm not even joking, I love these guys and their ridiculousness.
This is James! James likes when Kendall goes on horse riding dates. He can also be handily summed up by this quote from a 17 interview:17:Who's the pretty boy in the cast?
BTR: James!
I do believe I should direct you to an interview segment now so you can see how adorable and ridiculous these boys are:
They love fans! They've got awesome dynamic! The interview is kind of like that 60 seconds with half of Panic! interview where a lot of it is stupid interactions and dumb answers! They make really bad music but it's all totally adorable! They star in a TV show about their band!
Oh you forgot about the TV show? Well.
THE SHOW KNOWN AS BIG TIME RUSH
We all know that if it's marketed to anyone under the age of fifteen, I am pretty much all over that shit. However, I've sort of avoided watching Nick Shows since I caught a glimpse of Naked Brothers Band and it repulsed me. Occasionally, I watch iCarly (which is a post for another day) but I don't actively keep up with Nick shows. Therefore, I haven't seen all of BTR but I really really love what I have seen omg. So presh! I can't convince you to watch the show any better than the boys can, though.17: Why will Seventeen readers be excited to see the show?
James: There's a lot of physical comedy, there's us just messing with each other. We get to throw each other in pools, and it's much more out of a brotherly love, not in a competitive way.
Kendall: I think teen girls will definitely like the fact that there are four boys.
Logan: And a lot of our show takes place in or around a pool, so there's not always a lot of clothes on us.
Seriously, everything they said is totally true. If you're like pfffffft, whatever, allow me to show you a video telling you why you should watch this show:
Four other reasons you should watch the show:
1. There is canon cross-dressing. Logan makes a kinda pretty girl.
2. It's easier canon than the boys themselves. Seriously, so much easier.
3. Okay. Four guys, right? THEY LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT/SUITE THING.
4. The supporting characters are just as awesome as the main cast. Their record exec is hilarious!
Besides, just look at their smiling faces:
They want you to watch Big Time Rush. They want you to love it in all its camp, ridiculousness. They probably don't want you to write hot, steamy gsf porn about them but I want you to! Seriously.
I leave you with my second favourite song of theirs, “Halfway There” wherein they actually sound pretty decent and they're all GIANT DORKS. There are falling trust exercises! Gag reel moments! Roughhousing! Meaningful glances! Smiles!
Why are you still here?! GO WATCH BIG TIME RUSH.