Sometimes I have feelings about things no one cares about: Crossover Edition 3
365 Gay Sharks
Day 295, Word Count: 744
Theme: October; Jumping the Shark
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WHAT PART OF “BUT I’M NOT A TIMLORD” DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ugh what do I know about The Master . . . WELL WHATEVER. This is wiki+movieverse Gideon.
HOW THEY END UP IN THE SAME PLACE (or “time travel solves everything”)
After Scott defeats Gideon and he respawns, Gideon is VERY ANGRY and this pings the Master’s TEMPORAL ANGER POOL INDICATOR (if that’s not a thing on Doctor Who it is now) and Master is like ooooooeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo bing! He’s in the Chaos Theatre and like I AM THE MASTER AND YOU ARE VERY ANGRY PLEASE COME WITH ME AND HELP ME RULE THE WORLD and Gideon is like “. . . are you serious.” but then he accepts anyway because he has NOTHING BETTER TO DO now that Scott has Ramona and UGH ANGER ANGER ANGER.
HOW THEY END UP TOGETHER (or “how does i doctor who”)
Then, they are TAKING OVER THE WORLD and Gideon is like YOU ARE GOOD. I LIKE YOU. LET US MAKE OUT. and then they do.
the end.
original
HOW THEY END UP IN THE SAME PLACE (or “solve it with magic”)
When Schmendrick is turning Amalthea back into a unicorn, he accidentally transports her to the grid WHOOPSIE DAISY! She’s about to be all deactivated or whatever and then Quorra busts in with her bike and is like HOP ON IF YOU WANT TO LIVE and Amalthea is very confused but she does it. Then they ride off to Jeff Bridges the White’s house and Quorra is like all curious and Amalthea is all “what is this strange place????”
HOW THEY END UP TOGETHER (or “we are the last”)
Eventually Amalthea realizes that she isn’t going to be able to go back and settles into life in the Grid and she becomes friends with Quorra and they bond over being THE LAST OF THEIR KIND and Quorra gets fuzzy warm feelings for Amalthea and Amalthea imprints on anyone who is nice to her (lol Lir) so they have GIRLCRUSHES and then they are very “you are the whole world to me” ect. ect. GIRL KISSES THE END.
original
HOW THEY END UP IN THE SAME PLACE (or “alternate universes solve everything”)
Through some mishap involving a toaster, some Wonderbread and a copy of Supergods, Grant Morrison gains the ability to TRAVEL THROUGH DIMENSIONS. He discovers this accidentally and is transported to CALIFORNIA 2019, BL/ind HEADQUARTERS. Someone mistakes him for Korse and is all BLAH BLAH BLAH WHY AREN’T YOU WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE and Grant’s like UH because fuck if he understands what’s going on but this busybody is all FOLLOW ME GRR GRR and he leads Grant to a place but WHAT’S THIS? There is another Korse!
HOW THEY END UP TOGETHER (or “my pavlovian response to korse is stockholm”)
Grant gets all captured and then Korse is like WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE MY FACE and Grant is like “would you believe me if I said I was you from the past” and Korse is all WITCHCRAFT!!! but he’s intrigued and then Grant breaks the fourth wall but Korse thinks he must be OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL and proceeds to break him down until he no longer thinks he’s Korse and then Korse thinks that he could be useful for ~ relieving tension~ and wow this is getting creepy someone take the toys away from me I’m ruining them all.
original
HOW THEY END UP IN THE SAME PLACE (or “metababble about that ‘verse I mapped out”)
Mark hacked the British Government for fun, then Sherlock sees him at a fancypants dinner, then there’s some murders involving Facebook and Mark is hissyfitting about it while he helps Sherlock solve the case and Eduardo+John are kind of left on the sidelines making sure their respective idiots don’t do anything SUPER stupid.
HOW THEY END UP TOGETHER (or “they’re busy, wanna fuck?”)
While Mark and Sherlock are getting cozy (here defined as grudging respect for each other), Eduardo and John start talking. They’ve got a lot in common and they’re both more than a little in love with their idiots but their idiots are idiots and it’s not like they’re ever going to get their shit together so Eduardo and John are like SIGH WANNA MAKE OUT? then they do and it’s beautiful.
the end.
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Day 295, Word Count: 744
Theme: October; Jumping the Shark
This post is part of the 365 Gay Sharks project. If you would like to learn more about this project, click here to read more about it. :D
original
WHAT PART OF “BUT I’M NOT A TIMLORD” DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ugh what do I know about The Master . . . WELL WHATEVER. This is wiki+movieverse Gideon.
HOW THEY END UP IN THE SAME PLACE (or “time travel solves everything”)
After Scott defeats Gideon and he respawns, Gideon is VERY ANGRY and this pings the Master’s TEMPORAL ANGER POOL INDICATOR (if that’s not a thing on Doctor Who it is now) and Master is like ooooooeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo bing! He’s in the Chaos Theatre and like I AM THE MASTER AND YOU ARE VERY ANGRY PLEASE COME WITH ME AND HELP ME RULE THE WORLD and Gideon is like “. . . are you serious.” but then he accepts anyway because he has NOTHING BETTER TO DO now that Scott has Ramona and UGH ANGER ANGER ANGER.
HOW THEY END UP TOGETHER (or “how does i doctor who”)
Then, they are TAKING OVER THE WORLD and Gideon is like YOU ARE GOOD. I LIKE YOU. LET US MAKE OUT. and then they do.
the end.
original
HOW THEY END UP IN THE SAME PLACE (or “solve it with magic”)
When Schmendrick is turning Amalthea back into a unicorn, he accidentally transports her to the grid WHOOPSIE DAISY! She’s about to be all deactivated or whatever and then Quorra busts in with her bike and is like HOP ON IF YOU WANT TO LIVE and Amalthea is very confused but she does it. Then they ride off to Jeff Bridges the White’s house and Quorra is like all curious and Amalthea is all “what is this strange place????”
HOW THEY END UP TOGETHER (or “we are the last”)
Eventually Amalthea realizes that she isn’t going to be able to go back and settles into life in the Grid and she becomes friends with Quorra and they bond over being THE LAST OF THEIR KIND and Quorra gets fuzzy warm feelings for Amalthea and Amalthea imprints on anyone who is nice to her (lol Lir) so they have GIRLCRUSHES and then they are very “you are the whole world to me” ect. ect. GIRL KISSES THE END.
original
HOW THEY END UP IN THE SAME PLACE (or “alternate universes solve everything”)
Through some mishap involving a toaster, some Wonderbread and a copy of Supergods, Grant Morrison gains the ability to TRAVEL THROUGH DIMENSIONS. He discovers this accidentally and is transported to CALIFORNIA 2019, BL/ind HEADQUARTERS. Someone mistakes him for Korse and is all BLAH BLAH BLAH WHY AREN’T YOU WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE and Grant’s like UH because fuck if he understands what’s going on but this busybody is all FOLLOW ME GRR GRR and he leads Grant to a place but WHAT’S THIS? There is another Korse!
HOW THEY END UP TOGETHER (or “my pavlovian response to korse is stockholm”)
Grant gets all captured and then Korse is like WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE MY FACE and Grant is like “would you believe me if I said I was you from the past” and Korse is all WITCHCRAFT!!! but he’s intrigued and then Grant breaks the fourth wall but Korse thinks he must be OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL and proceeds to break him down until he no longer thinks he’s Korse and then Korse thinks that he could be useful for ~ relieving tension~ and wow this is getting creepy someone take the toys away from me I’m ruining them all.
original
HOW THEY END UP IN THE SAME PLACE (or “metababble about that ‘verse I mapped out”)
Mark hacked the British Government for fun, then Sherlock sees him at a fancypants dinner, then there’s some murders involving Facebook and Mark is hissyfitting about it while he helps Sherlock solve the case and Eduardo+John are kind of left on the sidelines making sure their respective idiots don’t do anything SUPER stupid.
HOW THEY END UP TOGETHER (or “they’re busy, wanna fuck?”)
While Mark and Sherlock are getting cozy (here defined as grudging respect for each other), Eduardo and John start talking. They’ve got a lot in common and they’re both more than a little in love with their idiots but their idiots are idiots and it’s not like they’re ever going to get their shit together so Eduardo and John are like SIGH WANNA MAKE OUT? then they do and it’s beautiful.
the end.
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