Mission from hell - Chapter 6
Title : Mission from hell
Chapters : 6 / ?
Author : kiryu_pandakun
Genre : Action , Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Warnings : Bad action.. Bad english, MalexMale, Maybe some other things..
Rating : PG-15
Pairings : ReitaxRuki (Main) , AoixUruha
Disclaimer : I own myself and my stories!
Summary : The ruler of hell (Aoi) says to his son (Ruki) to go to earth and look for a certain person togheter with his dog that can talk. If he do so (Aoi) will tell him who his real mother is but things doesn't go as planned.
The Mall
In the backside of a certain big yellow mall, stood ruki with his new 'friend' and they were both in the middle of some serious thinking.
"We have to take these clothes of and find some new ones!" the tall guy took of the uniform that he was wearing. He had a black tank top and black underwears underneath it. Ruki didn't want to take the uniform of because he was naked and he had learned from kai that he shouldn't show anyone his naked body.
"I don't want to." ruki held his hands on the ziper.
"You want the cops to catch you? You have to!"
The tall guy wanted to undress him but ruki hit hin right in the face.
"What the fuck!! I was just going to help you! You want to go to prison so badly?! Fine!"
the tall guy threw his uniform away and started to walk from ruki.
"Where did they go?"
Ruki heard voices comming from one corner.
"I don't know but let's split up! They couldn't have gone far!" and when he heard footstepps, ruki ran took of his uniform which left him naked and he ran to the taller guy.
"Wait!" he yelled and the taller guy turned around just to get ruki's uniform in his face.
"What the!" he was trying to take it off but ruki hindered him by covering his eyes but just because he was short he had to jump up a bit and cover them.
"Don't look, i'm naked!"
"I don't care if you are naked!" the tall guy maneged to take the uniform out from his face and ruki maneged to jump on the tall guys back."I don't want to be seen when i'm naked!"
"Whatever" the tall guy ran into the mall with ruki on his back.
They were lucky because they spotted clothes righ away when they got there and the people that worked there
....
"Mister shoe! Meet miss shoe!"
Aoi took of his other shoe and started to play with them.
But it didn't last for long until he got mad and started to jump on them.
"I HATE YOU BOTH!"
The talking fork woke up by aoi's break out.
"IF YOU SHUT UP THEN I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING INTRESSTING"
Aoi got quiet and walked to the fork.
"Tell me"
"I have the power to turn the sky into a television, you can see everything that happens on earth." the fork said.
Aoi's eyes lightened up and he said "Show me!"
"What do you want to see?"
"I want to see what ruki and kai are doing" aoi said.
The fork said something strange and the sky got dark first and then it showed a big picture. It was like going to the movies but better.
Aoi became quiet and sat on his chair.
He saw kai sleeping in cardboard at first and rose up. "WHY IS HE SLEEPING?!"
"DON'T YELL OR I WON'T SHOW YOU WHAT RUKI IS DOING!" the fork was annoyed. He wanted to get some sleep. First he had to make aoi to shut up.
"I won't, i swear!" aoi said and the fork said something else so it became two pictures.
One with kai in it and the other one showed ruki with some tall guy, taking on some clothes in an unknown place.
"WHY IS MY SON NAKED?! AND WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY?!" Aoi stood up again. He had his hands in the air, he was ready to punch some one.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The fork was angry. "You want to hear what they are saying too? Will ou shut up and let me sleep then?!"
"CAN YOU DO THAT?!" Aoi stared at the fork who said something weird again and wola, there was sound too.
"I WANT TO TALK TO THEM!" Aoi said.
"I will let you talk to kai"
*Click*
There was a clicking sound.
"You can talk to him now. Good night!"
With that the fork fell asleep.
....
"Hey, you good for nothing excuse for a dog, wake up!"
Kai was having a nice dream until he heard aoi's voice.
"Wake up or i will get my fork and eat you"
It was really annoying.
"KAI FOR FUCK SAKE! YOU ARE SLEEPING WHILE MY SON IS GETTING RAPED BY SOME WEIRDO!"
Kai woke up with wide eyes.
"You are so slow!" aoi's voice was still heard.
"Aoi?" kai asked but it was more like a bark.
It was only Ruki and Aoi who understood him, to everybody else it would just sound like many barks when he was talking.
"Dah! Of course!"
Kai looked around but he saw no aoi.
"Where are you?!" he asked.
"Oh, you know. I'm still around, down here, in this shit hole, waiting for something to happened. Actually, i'm waiting for someone. But both you and ruki seems to enjoy yourself instead of doing what you are orginaly supossed to do!"
Kai wanted to cover his ears but it was no use because the sound was inside of his head and it did hurt when aoi yelled.
"I followed ruki's smell but i can't find him!"
"YOU ARE AT THE WRONG PLACE! YOU TOOK THE WRONG WAY! GO BACK TO THAT PLACE WHERE YOU FIRST LANDED AND GO THE OTHER WAY!"
Aoi stopped talking after kai had gotten up and started to walk back to the dumpster.
BROTHER
"Are you done yet?" the tall guy asked ruki who had gotten into a oversized white shirt and baggy black pants.
"I think that these are a bit to big" ruki said.
The tall guy turned around and when he saw ruki who was holding the pants up so that they wouldn't fall down, he started to laugh.
"You look like a small kid in those clothes! How old are you anyway?" the guy asked ruki.
"The last time i asked my father, he told me that i was almost 18." Ruki said.
"In those clothes you look like you would be around 11!"
Ruki didn't know why he got annoyed but he did.
"I'm almost 18!" he yelled.
"You're a still a minor! A weird one too"
The tall guy grabbed ruki's hand and held it.
"My name is Reita, I'm older than you so if anyone asks, tell them that i'm your older brother, ok?" the tall guy said and walked out from the mall, still holding ruki's hand while ruki was trying to hold the too big pants in place.
"Did you find them?!"
The officers were outside the mall, reita started to walk faster. They got past the officers but one of them threw suspiscious looks on the two of them.
"You two over there!" Reita stopped walking but he didn't turn around.
The officer ran to them.
"Excuse me but have you seen two guy in orange uniforms?"
Ruki shook his head and reita changed his voice to a darker one and said "No, we haven't"
"Oh, ok then, sorry to bother you" the officer went back to the others and ruki and reita walked faster and faster until they had gotten past the mall.
Reita let go of ruki's arm.
"So, what's your name?" reita asked.
"Ruki" ruki answered.
"So ruki, i will tell you something." Reita looked around. He saw an old lady across the street, but he was sure that she wouldn't hear them.
"Don't ever cosplay like a criminal again! You will get in trouble and you shouldn't go with a criminal either. You don't know what crime they had comitted and they can't be trusted."
Ruki had a confused face.
"I mean, don't trust any other criminal than me. I'm nice! Now go home to your parents!"
Reita pushed ruki away from him but ruki grabbed reita's left arm and said "I can't go home until i have done the mission!"
Ruki's pants fell down but the white oversized shirt covered him.
"Young man!" the old lady across the street yelled to ruki.
Ruki turned around.
"Your butt is showing!" the lady laughed along with reita.
Ruki's face got red and he took on his pants again.
"No, it's not!" he yelled.
.....
Kai was looking for ruki. He had crossed the dumpster and then he walked past a big yellow mall, He walked past some police officers
and when he was about to take a rest he heard ruki's voice.
"No, it's not!"
He ran the last bit and there he saw ruki with some tall guy with a white cloth thing on his nose.
"Ruki!" he yelled and ruki turned around.
"STACY!"
Ruki ran to kai and hugged him.
"Stacy?" Reita turned around and saw kai.
"That's your dog?" he asked.
"Yes, this is stacy, my best friend and teacher!" ruki realised kai.
"Um, Ruki" reita said.
"Yes?" ruki looked up at reita.
"You know that your dog is a guy right?"
That was when kai jumped on reita which lead to that reita fell on the ground.
Kai didn't intend to start licking reita, he never ever wanted to do such thing but his dog nature took over. This was just one way to express the feeling and kai was happy that someone had finaly told ruki that he was a he and not some girl.
"Stacy is a male?" ruki bowed down and indead, stacy was a man.
"I have been telling you that my name is kai!" kai said and got of reita who was all covered with dog saliva.
Ruki just noded.
Reita got up, "It looks like you are talking with your dog." he said to ruki.
"I am" ruki said.
Reita gave ruki a weird look.
"Don't tell him to much, ruki. We have to do the mission. Your father is getting angry" kai told ruki.
"DAMN RIGHT I AM! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T LIKE THIS REITA GUY!"
Both ruk and kai heard aoi's voice in their heads.
Ruki covered his ears and kai barked.
"What's wrong?" Reita bowed down next to ruki and asked.
"My father is yelling at us"
As always, ruki was an honest guy.
Reita thought that he was nuts and needed help but ruki wasn't the only one that needed help, reita too needed help.
A/N : I'm nice right? xD ..I'm nervous, gonna start my part time job tomorrow! Will be busy for 2 weeks. (T_T)
Chapters : 6 / ?
Author : kiryu_pandakun
Genre : Action , Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Warnings : Bad action.. Bad english, MalexMale, Maybe some other things..
Rating : PG-15
Pairings : ReitaxRuki (Main) , AoixUruha
Disclaimer : I own myself and my stories!
Summary : The ruler of hell (Aoi) says to his son (Ruki) to go to earth and look for a certain person togheter with his dog that can talk. If he do so (Aoi) will tell him who his real mother is but things doesn't go as planned.
The Mall
In the backside of a certain big yellow mall, stood ruki with his new 'friend' and they were both in the middle of some serious thinking.
"We have to take these clothes of and find some new ones!" the tall guy took of the uniform that he was wearing. He had a black tank top and black underwears underneath it. Ruki didn't want to take the uniform of because he was naked and he had learned from kai that he shouldn't show anyone his naked body.
"I don't want to." ruki held his hands on the ziper.
"You want the cops to catch you? You have to!"
The tall guy wanted to undress him but ruki hit hin right in the face.
"What the fuck!! I was just going to help you! You want to go to prison so badly?! Fine!"
the tall guy threw his uniform away and started to walk from ruki.
"Where did they go?"
Ruki heard voices comming from one corner.
"I don't know but let's split up! They couldn't have gone far!" and when he heard footstepps, ruki ran took of his uniform which left him naked and he ran to the taller guy.
"Wait!" he yelled and the taller guy turned around just to get ruki's uniform in his face.
"What the!" he was trying to take it off but ruki hindered him by covering his eyes but just because he was short he had to jump up a bit and cover them.
"Don't look, i'm naked!"
"I don't care if you are naked!" the tall guy maneged to take the uniform out from his face and ruki maneged to jump on the tall guys back."I don't want to be seen when i'm naked!"
"Whatever" the tall guy ran into the mall with ruki on his back.
They were lucky because they spotted clothes righ away when they got there and the people that worked there
....
"Mister shoe! Meet miss shoe!"
Aoi took of his other shoe and started to play with them.
But it didn't last for long until he got mad and started to jump on them.
"I HATE YOU BOTH!"
The talking fork woke up by aoi's break out.
"IF YOU SHUT UP THEN I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING INTRESSTING"
Aoi got quiet and walked to the fork.
"Tell me"
"I have the power to turn the sky into a television, you can see everything that happens on earth." the fork said.
Aoi's eyes lightened up and he said "Show me!"
"What do you want to see?"
"I want to see what ruki and kai are doing" aoi said.
The fork said something strange and the sky got dark first and then it showed a big picture. It was like going to the movies but better.
Aoi became quiet and sat on his chair.
He saw kai sleeping in cardboard at first and rose up. "WHY IS HE SLEEPING?!"
"DON'T YELL OR I WON'T SHOW YOU WHAT RUKI IS DOING!" the fork was annoyed. He wanted to get some sleep. First he had to make aoi to shut up.
"I won't, i swear!" aoi said and the fork said something else so it became two pictures.
One with kai in it and the other one showed ruki with some tall guy, taking on some clothes in an unknown place.
"WHY IS MY SON NAKED?! AND WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY?!" Aoi stood up again. He had his hands in the air, he was ready to punch some one.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The fork was angry. "You want to hear what they are saying too? Will ou shut up and let me sleep then?!"
"CAN YOU DO THAT?!" Aoi stared at the fork who said something weird again and wola, there was sound too.
"I WANT TO TALK TO THEM!" Aoi said.
"I will let you talk to kai"
*Click*
There was a clicking sound.
"You can talk to him now. Good night!"
With that the fork fell asleep.
....
"Hey, you good for nothing excuse for a dog, wake up!"
Kai was having a nice dream until he heard aoi's voice.
"Wake up or i will get my fork and eat you"
It was really annoying.
"KAI FOR FUCK SAKE! YOU ARE SLEEPING WHILE MY SON IS GETTING RAPED BY SOME WEIRDO!"
Kai woke up with wide eyes.
"You are so slow!" aoi's voice was still heard.
"Aoi?" kai asked but it was more like a bark.
It was only Ruki and Aoi who understood him, to everybody else it would just sound like many barks when he was talking.
"Dah! Of course!"
Kai looked around but he saw no aoi.
"Where are you?!" he asked.
"Oh, you know. I'm still around, down here, in this shit hole, waiting for something to happened. Actually, i'm waiting for someone. But both you and ruki seems to enjoy yourself instead of doing what you are orginaly supossed to do!"
Kai wanted to cover his ears but it was no use because the sound was inside of his head and it did hurt when aoi yelled.
"I followed ruki's smell but i can't find him!"
"YOU ARE AT THE WRONG PLACE! YOU TOOK THE WRONG WAY! GO BACK TO THAT PLACE WHERE YOU FIRST LANDED AND GO THE OTHER WAY!"
Aoi stopped talking after kai had gotten up and started to walk back to the dumpster.
BROTHER
"Are you done yet?" the tall guy asked ruki who had gotten into a oversized white shirt and baggy black pants.
"I think that these are a bit to big" ruki said.
The tall guy turned around and when he saw ruki who was holding the pants up so that they wouldn't fall down, he started to laugh.
"You look like a small kid in those clothes! How old are you anyway?" the guy asked ruki.
"The last time i asked my father, he told me that i was almost 18." Ruki said.
"In those clothes you look like you would be around 11!"
Ruki didn't know why he got annoyed but he did.
"I'm almost 18!" he yelled.
"You're a still a minor! A weird one too"
The tall guy grabbed ruki's hand and held it.
"My name is Reita, I'm older than you so if anyone asks, tell them that i'm your older brother, ok?" the tall guy said and walked out from the mall, still holding ruki's hand while ruki was trying to hold the too big pants in place.
"Did you find them?!"
The officers were outside the mall, reita started to walk faster. They got past the officers but one of them threw suspiscious looks on the two of them.
"You two over there!" Reita stopped walking but he didn't turn around.
The officer ran to them.
"Excuse me but have you seen two guy in orange uniforms?"
Ruki shook his head and reita changed his voice to a darker one and said "No, we haven't"
"Oh, ok then, sorry to bother you" the officer went back to the others and ruki and reita walked faster and faster until they had gotten past the mall.
Reita let go of ruki's arm.
"So, what's your name?" reita asked.
"Ruki" ruki answered.
"So ruki, i will tell you something." Reita looked around. He saw an old lady across the street, but he was sure that she wouldn't hear them.
"Don't ever cosplay like a criminal again! You will get in trouble and you shouldn't go with a criminal either. You don't know what crime they had comitted and they can't be trusted."
Ruki had a confused face.
"I mean, don't trust any other criminal than me. I'm nice! Now go home to your parents!"
Reita pushed ruki away from him but ruki grabbed reita's left arm and said "I can't go home until i have done the mission!"
Ruki's pants fell down but the white oversized shirt covered him.
"Young man!" the old lady across the street yelled to ruki.
Ruki turned around.
"Your butt is showing!" the lady laughed along with reita.
Ruki's face got red and he took on his pants again.
"No, it's not!" he yelled.
.....
Kai was looking for ruki. He had crossed the dumpster and then he walked past a big yellow mall, He walked past some police officers
and when he was about to take a rest he heard ruki's voice.
"No, it's not!"
He ran the last bit and there he saw ruki with some tall guy with a white cloth thing on his nose.
"Ruki!" he yelled and ruki turned around.
"STACY!"
Ruki ran to kai and hugged him.
"Stacy?" Reita turned around and saw kai.
"That's your dog?" he asked.
"Yes, this is stacy, my best friend and teacher!" ruki realised kai.
"Um, Ruki" reita said.
"Yes?" ruki looked up at reita.
"You know that your dog is a guy right?"
That was when kai jumped on reita which lead to that reita fell on the ground.
Kai didn't intend to start licking reita, he never ever wanted to do such thing but his dog nature took over. This was just one way to express the feeling and kai was happy that someone had finaly told ruki that he was a he and not some girl.
"Stacy is a male?" ruki bowed down and indead, stacy was a man.
"I have been telling you that my name is kai!" kai said and got of reita who was all covered with dog saliva.
Ruki just noded.
Reita got up, "It looks like you are talking with your dog." he said to ruki.
"I am" ruki said.
Reita gave ruki a weird look.
"Don't tell him to much, ruki. We have to do the mission. Your father is getting angry" kai told ruki.
"DAMN RIGHT I AM! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T LIKE THIS REITA GUY!"
Both ruk and kai heard aoi's voice in their heads.
Ruki covered his ears and kai barked.
"What's wrong?" Reita bowed down next to ruki and asked.
"My father is yelling at us"
As always, ruki was an honest guy.
Reita thought that he was nuts and needed help but ruki wasn't the only one that needed help, reita too needed help.
A/N : I'm nice right? xD ..I'm nervous, gonna start my part time job tomorrow! Will be busy for 2 weeks. (T_T)