Seriously, this company makes realistic weapons for your lego figures! And they even make custom minifigs based on WWII!

So randomly cool

Supposedly a solider said this during a fight against the Germans in WWII when the US forces were getting their asses kicked:

"Oh God, where are you? We really could use your help down here. And don't send Jesus, come down here yourself. This ain't no place for children."

I'm not sure if it's a true quote or not (I got it from Kottke), but it is