I'd been attacked by a can of dogfood.
IT EXPLODED ON ME!!!
The whole kitchen, the walls, the floor, my hair, my clothes, everything was covered in dogfood. I still stink *goes to take another shower* Don't think I don't see you laughing at me back there! Grrrrr.
This made me ROAR with laughter. Seriously, even the host can barely stand because he's laughing so hard:
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