In Mother Russia, the Player Trades YOU!

[kirkangel]

I'm in a fantasy hockey league with Sean, Jesse, Joseph, and some other people I don't know. We're all putting $50 in on it, so it's gonna get pretty intense. It's already insane now, actually - I had to drop everything in DC to participate in the live draft. Stephen's connection was having issues, so I made him take me to his school's basement comp lab, which was empty at 6PM on a Friday night except for the two laughing idiots who converted it into their draft bunker. I really wish they had let me copy and save the chat text, because it was fucking funny as hell. Anyways, the season doesn't start for two weeks, yet two days in I'm being hit with trade proposals, since I actually managed to pick Ovechkin 5th overall, something that baffles yet amuses me to no end.

Hey bobbyorrgasmic,

This trade has been proposed to you in Crash The Net (21579):

Peekskill Wanderers
M. Sundin
C. Pronger

Racist Goblins
A. Ovechkin

You can accept, reject or counter this offer by going to your team page (if you do not see detail about this trade on the page, then it has been cancelled by the manager who originally proposed it).

--Fantasy Hockey Commissioner

This one's even better...Sean's such a bastard:

Hey bobbyorrgasmic,

This trade has been proposed to you in Crash The Net (21579).

The Cornwall Dragons
B. Gionta
M. Hejduk

Racist Goblins
A. Ovechkin

Comments from The Cornwall Dragons:
You can have your boy Gionta and an underrated Hejduk for Ovechkin. Great deal if you think about it. Let me know bro. Later.

You can accept, reject or counter this offer by going to your team page (if you do not see detail about this trade on the page, then it has been cancelled by the manager who originally proposed it).

--Fantasy Hockey Commissioner

There's no way I'm giving up Ovechkin. They're fucking insane.