AEROPLANE! AEROPLANE!

[kirkangel]

There's this new guy at work who is kind of freaking everyone out. We've got a bunch of new people with all sorts of fucked up quirks that scare/annoy me, but this guy's the MVP of the rookie class of October 2006 fuckup hires. He just does nothing but sit and stare, stand and stare, just kind of aimless and spooky. Here are IM excerpts about him:

Maya: watch out he likes me; I lent him a staple remover once
Revenge Vulture: That's his trade
Revenge Vulture: you can buy or sell him on those things
Maya: I'll get him to eat you for dinner
Revenge Vulture: like prison
Revenge Vulture: totally
Revenge Vulture: I'm gonna get shanked at the copier
Maya: with a paperclip
Maya: to the jugular
Revenge Vulture: TSSSS TSSSS TSSSSS

Revenge Vulture: look over here
Revenge Vulture: spinning chair
Maya: what spinning chair?
Revenge Vulture: Borr
Maya: but he's standing
Maya: what is he looking at?
Revenge Vulture: iunno
Revenge Vulture: he was spinning the chair awhile ago
Revenge Vulture: like moments ago
Maya: you know when pets just sort of stare off into space/
Maya: for no reason?
Maya: and you have no idea what's going on
Maya: and you shrug cause they're just animals?
Maya: that's kind of how I feel about some of his behavior
Revenge Vulture: yup
Revenge Vulture: I always give KD more credit than that, though
Revenge Vulture: like, he can see ghosts
Revenge Vulture: that's the fake excuse I've come up with
Maya: well pets can see ghosts
Revenge Vulture: HAHAHAHA
Maya: BUT it's not always ghosts
Revenge Vulture: What is it, then?
Maya: that's the part that I shrug about
Revenge Vulture: oh
Maya: lol
Revenge Vulture: just deep cat thoughts

Hockey starts tonight. Fuck it all. Shit's ON.