Title: Not Only Humans Like Sex
Author: kiriga
Fandom: Air Gear/Airmyu
Character/Pairing: PuckxRomeo
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Sorry, not Oh! Great.
Prompts: insect/sex
Note: 625 words
And this comes from an old, old conversation with yume623
Puck was a strange figure. He was always grinning, laughing, bouncing around, teasing everyone, and he preferred being called fairy instead of demon. Except for those things, he usually got weird habits every now and then, which he would forget again after some weeks. However, his newest habit, or rather interest, was by all’s terms the strangest thing he’d taken a liking to for the longest. No one liked it, especially not when he started talking about it.
Who the hell thought insects having sex was so interesting?! No one else in Bacchus did, even Juliet had once told Puck to shut up since it freaked him out. No one could nor wanted to understand why he liked watching it. And they all wanted to die -or better yet, kill him- when he started talking loudly about it in places with lots of people. They didn’t care about the school though; Bacchus had their reputation, and Macbeth had already beaten up some students who were joking about it. He would’ve fought with Puck too, had Romeo not stopped him. Romeo did not tolerate actual fights between the members.
However, that day he was more than tempted to just ignore that rule and let Macbeth beat Puck up.
“Ne, ne, Romeo, look here, look here! Whaa, you can almost see everything!” No, Romeo wouldn’t need Macbeth. He’d kill Puck himself.
“I’m sure of that. So, can we keep going now?”
“No! I wanna stay and watch!”
What the hell?! “Puck… just get over here. Now”, Romeo put all authority he had into the demand. Puck just shook his head.
“Nope, don’t wanna.”
Romeo tensed before forcing himself to relax, closed his eyes and took a deep breath. When he exhaled he opened his eyes and fixated them on Puck. Without the slightest hesitation he walked forward, past Puck and crushed the insects. Puck’s shriek of horror was almost enough to make Romeo regret it, but he refused to back down now.
“YOU- YOU KILLED THEM!” Puck stood up and glared furiously at Romeo, who shrugged.
“Yes, I did. And now we can walk away from this place”, he grabbed Puck’s arm and forcefully dragged him with, with wild protests from the infuriated Puck.
“How could you? They were living beings as well, in the middle of probably the best part of their short life! Don’t you have any respect?”
“For those creatures, no. I don’t understand your interest in them, and their… ah, mating.”
Puck pouted while he stubbornly looked away. “It’s a pair of another species mating, creating new lives. Why shouldn’t it be interesting?”
Romeo felt like gritting his teeth, but since that’s bad for them, he didn’t. “Because it’s insects. It is much better watching humans do it instead. Or even better, do it yourself, instead of just watching.” Puck just scoffed.
“Yeah, right. Why should humans having sex be so extremely interesting?” Instead of getting an answer, Puck found himself being slammed, not too hard though, into a wall. Romeo leaned in close and stared into his eyes.
“Why, you wonder? I have just the right answer for that”, and without warning he pressed his lips against Puck’s. Probably as a reflex, Puck opened his mouth to protest, scream, something, but whatever it was, was quickly devoured by Romeos own moth and he deepened the kiss. It was at that point Puck let go of any protest he might have had, moaned and embraced the other body with a smile.
Finally he got to action. Took so long for him to- oh, yes, that’s right, you can do that, yes, now- mmm…
Thankfully, Romeo had been smart enough to lead them into an alley-way, where people didn’t usually walk by. Hopefully.
-Owari-