I'm rewatching season 3 of Lost so you don't have to

May 23, 2009 19:53

And I'm spotting a few things that have been IMMENSELY HELPFUL for percolating on the season 5 finale.

Note: If you are currently watching Lost and have not caught up to the season 5 finale, for the love of god, don't click the cut-tag. Duh.

So Sawyer, when are you going to get *me* a fish biscuit? )

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eleveninches May 24 2009, 03:42:31 UTC
4) HOLY FUCK. Okay so does that mean that when Jack starts hallucinating his dad, and grows a beard and so on, and Hurley is seeing dead people...all of that is Not!Jacob trying to get people to the island, JUST so he can get Locke's body there, JUST so he can impersonate Locke long enough to convince Ben to stab Jacob (I'm assuming the "loophole" in Not!Jacob killing Jacob is that Not!Jacob can get someone ELSE to do it, but that for whatever reason he can only appear as the dead...thus making it hard to get people to believe they're not just fucking crazy when a dead person is telling them to murder someone, let alone someone like Jacob).

I THINK THIS IS EXACTLY IT. I think that:

a) For whatever reason, the flight 815 (or whatever) group is basically caught up in Jacob and not!Jacob's personal war, with Jacob and not!Jacob using them for their own purposes.

b) Flight 815 have actually been working to help not!Jacob the whole time, making them the bad guys.

6) I maybe would have liked Jacob more if I wasn't like, "will everyone please just stay the fuck away from Dexter's girlfriend Rita's junkie ex-husband Paul?"

I KNOW RIGHT. I KNOW. I was dying and my mother and sister couldn't understand why.

Another theory I have: I think Richard Alpert is the captain of the Black Rock.

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kirbybits May 24 2009, 03:46:10 UTC
Flight 815 have actually been working to help not!Jacob the whole time, making them the bad guys.

CONGRATS, YOU JUST FOUND A NEW WAY FOR ME TO LOVE THIS SHOW MORE.

I was trying to explain to someone who doesn't watch the show how I was kind of "meh" about the finale, and they were like, "well tell me about it!" and I was like "...dude, I have like, six months of deep thinking to do on this. Don't rush me."

!!!

GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH. OH SHOW.

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eleveninches May 24 2009, 03:47:44 UTC
I LOVE LOST SO MUCH.

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kirbybits May 24 2009, 03:47:10 UTC
I think Richard Alpert is the captain of the Black Rock.

AND THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD ASS IT GETS ITS OWN COMMENT, FOR FUCKING REALSIES.

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eleveninches May 24 2009, 03:48:03 UTC
B-)

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