I'm Rick James, BITCH
update? yes? alright.
my mother made this.. thing.. with broccoli in it.. and cheese in it.. and its oddly tastey. and i just ate a lot of it. and then proceeded to ruin my healthy meal with a can of pop. POP, bitches, POP. what now. i also had a lotta strawberries.. they were killer.. and i baked cookies.. for ross.. but since he isnt here to eat them, i let my family have them.. chocolate no bakes.. and ps.. i make the best no bakes. bitches.
been sick for about a week now. hacking up a lung every day. i didnt know i had so many lungs to hack up. bitches. travis brought me nyquil last week when him and rob came back from the bar.. rob was really drunk and really horny.. and said, "katie, you are one of the only two girls i know that wouldnt have sex with me. and thats a compliment. well.. depending on how you take it." so ive been doped up on nyquil for a couple days now, as well. peachy.
quit rue 21 today because it sucks my ASS. seriously. if you worked there you would KILL YOURSELF. i wanted to. but i lived. and wet seal is a lot of fun and i love the girls i work with.
you know whats really kinda funny about these updates? like.. when i actually DO an update.. nobody really reads them. because people get bored. just kinda skim it and its like well, fuck, thats gay. sit and ROTATE, baby baby!
and travis and i are still doing really well. we're gonna have a nice litl "meeting" with dom and kathy and explain to those people how you CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING DISHES. bitches.
and now, of course..
M: I'm in a dry spell.
D: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
M: I've had sex.
D: With a human being?
M: Who's making up all these rules?
my mother made this.. thing.. with broccoli in it.. and cheese in it.. and its oddly tastey. and i just ate a lot of it. and then proceeded to ruin my healthy meal with a can of pop. POP, bitches, POP. what now. i also had a lotta strawberries.. they were killer.. and i baked cookies.. for ross.. but since he isnt here to eat them, i let my family have them.. chocolate no bakes.. and ps.. i make the best no bakes. bitches.
been sick for about a week now. hacking up a lung every day. i didnt know i had so many lungs to hack up. bitches. travis brought me nyquil last week when him and rob came back from the bar.. rob was really drunk and really horny.. and said, "katie, you are one of the only two girls i know that wouldnt have sex with me. and thats a compliment. well.. depending on how you take it." so ive been doped up on nyquil for a couple days now, as well. peachy.
quit rue 21 today because it sucks my ASS. seriously. if you worked there you would KILL YOURSELF. i wanted to. but i lived. and wet seal is a lot of fun and i love the girls i work with.
you know whats really kinda funny about these updates? like.. when i actually DO an update.. nobody really reads them. because people get bored. just kinda skim it and its like well, fuck, thats gay. sit and ROTATE, baby baby!
and travis and i are still doing really well. we're gonna have a nice litl "meeting" with dom and kathy and explain to those people how you CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING DISHES. bitches.
and now, of course..
M: I'm in a dry spell.
D: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
M: I've had sex.
D: With a human being?
M: Who's making up all these rules?