aw, fuck me

Jun 02, 2005 14:34

i have the hiccups.

Movie One:
A: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
B: Do you want to try, to see if we are?

Movie Two:
C: Lead the way, toots.
D: "Toots"?
C: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah, Princess? You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.

Movie Three:
E: Harden yourself against subordinates. Have no friend. Trust no woman.

Move Four:
D: Would you like me to model my new thong? Great for pooping on the go!

THERE, BITCH! WOT-WOT, MOTHERFUCKER! goddamnit. lol.
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