FIRST I WAS D: BUT THEN, I LOL'D :D
I was going to post a very "UGH. LIFE" post and wanted to all day but then I didn't.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE, today, everyone was so depressed that me and my mate went "fuck that shit" and ate chocolate bars and drank cherry coke. (It is now my drink of choice, thank you Chekov/Sulu prompt filler, if you don't know which one I mean, go see the delicious archives).
As we were giggling away our sugar high in the back of the lecture theatre, I was feeling a little despondent. RL's a bit of a bitch, but my friend could sense I needed cheering up, and decided that the best way to do this was to message one of her guy friends, who was also on facebook in the lecture theatre, but several rows below.
Her: "Would you fuck a man for a farmville cow?"
Me: (looking at screen) ...WHAT?
Her: It's a legitimate question!
Friend replied back, impervious to her pervyness "Would the cow come after or before I came?"
"Don't avoid the question. Would you fuck a man for a farmville cow?"
"No. I would fuck a man for an entire stable, though."
"Would you suck a man for a farmville cow?"
"Are we talking regular cow? Or the football ones?"
"THEY ALL PRODUCE MILK, COW RACIST."
"HEY, IF I'M GOING TO PRODUCE MILK I WANNA KNOW WHAT MILK I'M GETTING BACK."
"WOULD YOU SUCK A MAN FOR A FARMVILLE COW. NOW, TELL ME, NOW."
"YES."
"You... Zynga whore."
At which point he burst into laughter, and the entire lecture theatre looked at him. I COULD NOT STOP GIGGLING. I love life. Just shows you at the worst times, friends are awesome. <3
Now.
WOULD YOU FUCK A MAN FOR A FARMVILLE COW?
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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE, today, everyone was so depressed that me and my mate went "fuck that shit" and ate chocolate bars and drank cherry coke. (It is now my drink of choice, thank you Chekov/Sulu prompt filler, if you don't know which one I mean, go see the delicious archives).
As we were giggling away our sugar high in the back of the lecture theatre, I was feeling a little despondent. RL's a bit of a bitch, but my friend could sense I needed cheering up, and decided that the best way to do this was to message one of her guy friends, who was also on facebook in the lecture theatre, but several rows below.
Her: "Would you fuck a man for a farmville cow?"
Me: (looking at screen) ...WHAT?
Her: It's a legitimate question!
Friend replied back, impervious to her pervyness "Would the cow come after or before I came?"
"Don't avoid the question. Would you fuck a man for a farmville cow?"
"No. I would fuck a man for an entire stable, though."
"Would you suck a man for a farmville cow?"
"Are we talking regular cow? Or the football ones?"
"THEY ALL PRODUCE MILK, COW RACIST."
"HEY, IF I'M GOING TO PRODUCE MILK I WANNA KNOW WHAT MILK I'M GETTING BACK."
"WOULD YOU SUCK A MAN FOR A FARMVILLE COW. NOW, TELL ME, NOW."
"YES."
"You... Zynga whore."
At which point he burst into laughter, and the entire lecture theatre looked at him. I COULD NOT STOP GIGGLING. I love life. Just shows you at the worst times, friends are awesome. <3
Now.
WOULD YOU FUCK A MAN FOR A FARMVILLE COW?
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