I got fitted for bras (I am now 34G. No, that isn't weight, apparently, but nghhh my back feels so much better now *is a puddle of happy goo*) at Ann Summers (because sex shops always have sexy clothes for large tops and thin middles) and there was a woman shopping for vibrators (which is fine) with her husband/boyfriend (which is also fine) and a ( Read more... )

you have to fix your own freezer with gaffa tape except you don't have any so you bumble into someone's room for some and the owner of said room isn't back in her home of Buckingham, but instead half way through doing her boyfriend, you yelp, apologise and leave to transfer over all the stuff to the other freezer then send a message to your best ( Read more... )

Rick Astley has made a new song

with AUTO TUNER.

It's like Lady Gaga fucked Peter Gabriel

Click to view

(I promise it doesn't rick roll you 3 minutes in.)

Also, it's 3:30 and my exam is now 23 hours away and I haven't started revising today. I have, however, re-blued my hair and gone and got food. SEVEN HOURS CRAMMING FUCK YES

okay I just got the weirdest email from, what I assume from the random letters and numbers in the email name, a quickly created hotmail account:

Just a heads up someone is trying to impersonate you on LiveJournal. I would protect your account.wtf? Uh, flist, if it isn't already obvious - I have no reason to not be signed in when I make comments ( Read more... )

1) It is 24 fucking degrees C here (75.2F) and I'm still supposed to revise
2) Google's homepage is a god damn Pacman emulator... and I'm still supposed to revise
3) I flunked yesterday's Chemistry exam... and I'm still supposed to, yeah, you get it.

just headesk forever. Give me some ketamine I want to separate my mind from my body.

EDIT: Annnd lj ( Read more... )

Navigation is the science of locating the position and plotting the course of ships, aircraft, and spacecraft; in the latter case, the proper term is sometimes referred to as astrogation.

By the mid-23rd century, the Medeusans had developed interstellar navigation to a fine art. (TOS: "Is There in Truth No Beauty?")

During this time, Hikaru Sulu ( Read more... )

This is quite possibly TMI. I have tried to cut down on the TMI-ness, but this is the most hilarious and crippling thing ever to exist. Nothing disgusting, just the kind of thing Jim Kirk would get.

( Read more... )

Firstly, shit occurred offline, I hate my drunken friends and their drunken callings, etc. No, getting drunk isn't an excuse for "accidentally" calling the police and neither is getting the only person who wasn't drunk, although she was tripping balls, to answer the door to the freaking PIGS when she's finding the universe a very "far out" place ( Read more... )

everyone in the Chulu fandom. D:< You make one damn mistake... and you're the lightening rod of hate.

(get that reference, I love you long time).

LIGHTENING ROD. PZZFFT.

Anyway, real reason for the post: Milton Jones made a joke on Mock The Week.

"Just come back from Russia. Always wanted to go out with a russian girl. Because, in my experience, inside ( Read more... )

I was going to post a very "UGH. LIFE" post and wanted to all day but then I didn't.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

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