Things I hate...
...putting in Season Three of Star Trek and accidentally hitting "Spanish" in the language options, and forgetting how to undo said stupid action.
OH MY GOD, SHUT UP SPANISH KIRK MY EARS CANNOT COPE WITH YOUR ABOVE-REGULAR SMARM.
EDIT: And also, why does Spanish Kirk announce "Star Trek"? And why does Spanish McCoy sound gay? And why does Chekov have no detectable Russian accent?
... Oh my god I ship Spanish!McCoy/Spanish!Spock. THE SEXUAL TENSION IN THEIR VOICES. THIS HAS OPENED A WHOLE WEIRD NEW WORLD, GUYS.
EDIT x2: No, wait, I ship Spanish Scones.
EDIT x3: No, no, wait, I ship Spanish!McCoy/everyone. He is my Spanish bicicleta.
OH MY GOD, SHUT UP SPANISH KIRK MY EARS CANNOT COPE WITH YOUR ABOVE-REGULAR SMARM.
EDIT: And also, why does Spanish Kirk announce "Star Trek"? And why does Spanish McCoy sound gay? And why does Chekov have no detectable Russian accent?
... Oh my god I ship Spanish!McCoy/Spanish!Spock. THE SEXUAL TENSION IN THEIR VOICES. THIS HAS OPENED A WHOLE WEIRD NEW WORLD, GUYS.
EDIT x2: No, wait, I ship Spanish Scones.
EDIT x3: No, no, wait, I ship Spanish!McCoy/everyone. He is my Spanish bicicleta.