Midnight conversations on Hines Drive....
Whilst driving back to Dearborn Heights last night with Derek and Danielle in tow (by in tow I mean in the back seat), and with almost no one under the influence of alcohol (Derek did make a vodka slupree earlier in the night), a conversation arose of magnificent proportions. a serious, and life altering hypothesis was made, a question that I for one feel needs to be research by a major University. Of course you ask, "What astounding question could this be?", and I answer "what is the exact amount of time a person has to execute a courtesy flush before the fowl smell of domination destroys a bathroom." I know, I know, this is really a mind blowing idea, butt seriously, what if you knew the exact amount of time you had so that you could perform a courtesy flush and avoid an embarrassing moment that may otherwise haunt you for years. Here's what I think you would need to know:
Water flow in a clockwise swirling vortex (use Bernoulli's second law as it relates to fluid mechanics.)
Fecal matter odor dispersion time
mass of said matter
speed at which it exist the body
If anyone know how I can find funding for this study please let me know!
Water flow in a clockwise swirling vortex (use Bernoulli's second law as it relates to fluid mechanics.)
Fecal matter odor dispersion time
mass of said matter
speed at which it exist the body
If anyone know how I can find funding for this study please let me know!