Can't a guy have a few days of peace and quiet without someone causing a bloody ruckus?

((failpost is fail orz I need to get him more active somehow...))

[The device clicks on and there's a short pause]

Tosh, is this you? Did you do something?

[tense laugh] Whatever you did, it was brilliant, but I think you botched it. I'm in the middle of... a ghost town?

...Tosh?