cause and effect: because i cant dance, i must quit dancing, and therefore get no girls

[kingofyo1]

apparently as i found out tonight, i dance like a "white boy". i am apalled by this sentence and now have given up the whole clubbing scene... mike told me that regular nights are bitchin but "TEEN" nights arent so hot... we went ona teen night, where i saw some old friends... not even half expected, and didnt even recognize because they turned out soooo fucking hott... wait, hot deserves 3 t's... HOTTT!. gah savannah, i want your bod. maxi, youre not so bad yourself... *mike, maxi is the short one* why is it that i gotta go through life like i am? do i kneed Dae Kwon's Dance Grooves? ya know, that video that taught napolean how to dance? because i am white i have no rhythm... MY ASS! thank god i have some sort of rhythm or else id suck balls at DDR... rhythm aint it, i just have no.... style? thats prolly it... i wish someone could tell me and describe how not to suck... it aint working for me... i wish i didnt have to give up totally on clubs... bars, not so much because taverns and bars house hot chicks with rock bands, who rock! clubs though, unless they got a DJ and TECHNO MUSIC suck... thats all there is to it i guess >.> someone help me.
random message of the day: PENIS MAKES THE HEART GROW STRONGER, WHILE VAGINA MAKES T3H PENIS WEAKER

i am officially tired of sucking