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by limitedbythesky
kingofyo1's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 15% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 01:22:25 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 07:13:00 PM
Alco Money! : $ 474
Guests of Honour
wallflowerish is a poignant Wiccan and the worlds worst would-be bar manager. wallflowerish drank 4 Absinthes.
ayfirenside is an enthusiastic Taoist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. ayfirenside decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
i0love0bam is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian who bites at cats randomly in the street. i0love0bam decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
storytellinf3wl is a low-spirited Wiccan. storytellinf3wl drank 4 Tequilas, 6 Bloody Marys, 3 Ciders, 2 Coffee Liqueurs.
kobun41 is a dismayed Wiccan. kobun41 drank 5 Mescals.
dj_cheezewizard is a downcast Liberal Christian. dj_cheezewizard drank 2 Vermouths.
element_15 is a stable Atheist and a newbie drinker. element_15 drank 5 Rums.
ladychiru is a dispirited Liberal Christian. ladychiru drank 1 Tequila.
marquis009 is a good-natured Atheist. marquis009 drank 6 Lagers, 8 Sambuccas, 5 Rums, 1 Goldschlager.
made_for_one is a good-humored Hindu. made_for_one drank 11 Rums, 5 Sherrys.
kingofyo1 is a damnable Taoist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night who makes Joe Stallin look like a timid dinner lady. kingofyo1 drank 1 Cider.
elephantgirlie is a nervous Wiccan. elephantgirlie drank 15 Ales.
kingofyo1 is a detestable Hindu who creates decripit oil paintings of male genetalia before auctioning them off to Famine Relief kingofyo1 drank 2 Whiskeys, 16 Bloody Marys.
Sick!
Dear god kingofyo1! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following
bastards barfed all over your carpet - storytellinf3wl, kobun41, element_15, marquis009, made_for_one, elephantgirlie, kingofyo1
Fights
kobun41 managed to provoke a frenzied attack from i0love0bam after mocking their saviour ouija board. 'Jesus? Are you there? Are there pretzels in Heaven? Yes or No?' jested kobun41
kingofyo1's party ended in disaster after element_15 suggested that i0love0bam fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both ayfirenside and dj_cheezewizard will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
To say that kingofyo1 loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events
made_for_one bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
kingofyo1 offered kobun41 £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. kingofyo1 can now be contacted
at kingofyo1_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.
i0love0bam made violent love with kingofyo1 on top of the television.
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