FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!! You're ass is going to jail tonight!!!
FUCK THIS SHIT MAN... Hey!!! This is Gabriel FUCKNIG Aguirre coming to you live from fucking Riverside giving you the heads up on what the fuck just happened. So I'm going home from Dominic's after making sure he doesn't stumble outside his house and doesn't make it in the garage cuz the boy is fucked up. Anyways, he makes it inside and jet right? Fucking no more than 5 FUCKING MINTUES later some DRUNK ASS BITCH FUCKING SWERVES INTO MY FUCKING LANE... and get this shit... me and the vehicle behind me FUCKING DODGE THIS DRUNK ASS BITCH!!! We're blazing our horns and she just fucking keeps going then stops still in the FUCKING OPPOSITE LANE!!! And me and the dude cuss this BITCH out!!! She fucking drunk man... he makes the 911 call, I get the license plate and the BITCH FUCKING LEAVES!!! FUCK YOU BITCH!!! YOU GOING TO FUCKING JAIL TOOO-FUCKING-NIGHT!!!! I realize I'm not on livejournal often and that the obsenities fly cuz I'm usually bitching about something or some shit hits the fan and I feel it necessary to vent on here in a public manner... but cut me some slack... I just dodged a 45 to 45 mph head fucking on collision and pretty much is getting this bitch a DU-FUCKING-I for this shit.
Furthermore I realize most of you know me to be a bit of a lush in terms of consuming alcohol. But I assure you that I do not drink and drive. If you think I'm drunk it's cuz i'm letting off that vibe with my ridiculous laughing or comments. I will slur or mispronounce something when buzzed yes, just like anyone else. But I DO-FUCKING-NOT drive while I'm in an inebriated state. Nor do I ever fucking drive in an OPPOSING FUCKING LANE!!! So I hope this BITCH gets the book thrown at her and because of this I now have a further hatred for the female part of our human species. Thanks for the last 5 years of bad memories girls... oh and thank YOU for not KILING ME tonight... cuz I would be FUCKING SORELY UP-FUCKING-SET if you crashed my dad's truck with me in it!!! I am the last known chivalrous gentleman in the fucking county... I don't deserve this shit from women. What the crying fuck man!?!?!? Is it cuz I didn't give up my virginity when I could have?!?! Is it cuz I have this ability to want and go for the wrong woman all the time?!?!? Is it cuz GOD, if he does exist, hates me like He hates mankind in the movie coming up called Legion?!?!?! I mean SERIOUSLY. I am trying to get a job, be of some use to my community. Sure I'm selfish at times, but I chip in my five bucks. Sure I sometimes say what I fucking mean and hurt others feelings, but come on, you expect me not to react that way with this SHIT going on?!?! FUCK THAT!!! Ima be one realistic MOTHERFUCKER and come out and say this shit ain't right. I'm done acting in front of people. I'm done acting in front of my mother, my friends, and people I used to know. This shit is going real... YOU WANT TO MEET THE REAL ME?!?! I'm going Law Abiding Citizen (another movie I'm totally seeing) on these bitches and I hope ... like... I'm praying to deities that these BITCHES WHO HAVE SCREWED ME OVER IN THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUCKING FUTURE... cuz I know... I fucking know you're coming back for more shit, that they fucking get what's coming to them soon. And I mean FUCKING SOON. Cuz this bullshit ain't right... and I have had it... HAD IT!!! This my friends is the straw that broke the camels fucking back.
Furthermore I realize most of you know me to be a bit of a lush in terms of consuming alcohol. But I assure you that I do not drink and drive. If you think I'm drunk it's cuz i'm letting off that vibe with my ridiculous laughing or comments. I will slur or mispronounce something when buzzed yes, just like anyone else. But I DO-FUCKING-NOT drive while I'm in an inebriated state. Nor do I ever fucking drive in an OPPOSING FUCKING LANE!!! So I hope this BITCH gets the book thrown at her and because of this I now have a further hatred for the female part of our human species. Thanks for the last 5 years of bad memories girls... oh and thank YOU for not KILING ME tonight... cuz I would be FUCKING SORELY UP-FUCKING-SET if you crashed my dad's truck with me in it!!! I am the last known chivalrous gentleman in the fucking county... I don't deserve this shit from women. What the crying fuck man!?!?!? Is it cuz I didn't give up my virginity when I could have?!?! Is it cuz I have this ability to want and go for the wrong woman all the time?!?!? Is it cuz GOD, if he does exist, hates me like He hates mankind in the movie coming up called Legion?!?!?! I mean SERIOUSLY. I am trying to get a job, be of some use to my community. Sure I'm selfish at times, but I chip in my five bucks. Sure I sometimes say what I fucking mean and hurt others feelings, but come on, you expect me not to react that way with this SHIT going on?!?! FUCK THAT!!! Ima be one realistic MOTHERFUCKER and come out and say this shit ain't right. I'm done acting in front of people. I'm done acting in front of my mother, my friends, and people I used to know. This shit is going real... YOU WANT TO MEET THE REAL ME?!?! I'm going Law Abiding Citizen (another movie I'm totally seeing) on these bitches and I hope ... like... I'm praying to deities that these BITCHES WHO HAVE SCREWED ME OVER IN THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUCKING FUTURE... cuz I know... I fucking know you're coming back for more shit, that they fucking get what's coming to them soon. And I mean FUCKING SOON. Cuz this bullshit ain't right... and I have had it... HAD IT!!! This my friends is the straw that broke the camels fucking back.