boyfriend material: double trouble
boyfriend material: double trouble
yunho/jaejoong
romance, humor / pg13 / drabble / warning: genderswitch
Yunho meets Jaejoong's other half.
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"I thought he's at work." is what comes out of Yunho's mouth when Jaejoong enters his manhwa store. Seeing as how he does not have much customers at this time of the day, he abandons his place at the cashier and follows his lover to the hentai section. Hentai? He frowns. Since when was Jaejoong into heterosexual things? And why has he not noticed me yet, he thinks dejectedly. He watches as the slightly shorter man struggles getting a manhwa at the top shelf, he sidles up to Jaejoong and reaches for it, resting a hand on his waist which gets the smaller man jumping in surprise.
"The fuck was that for, man?!"
Yunho blinks, stunned at his lover's sudden outburst. He hands him the manhwa and smiles. "Language, baby."
"Baby? Did you just fucking call me baby?" Jaejoong looks at him in incredulity and he is getting even more confused by the second. The livid man slaps his hand away from his waist. "Don't touch me, you pervert."
Okay, so Jaejoong's going a little overboard. He does not mind the colorful language because he curses every so often himself, but calling him a pervert when he is not one is too much. "Yah Kim Jaejoong!"
"Kim Jaejoong?" Jaejoong quirks a brow in amusement. "I'm not him. Who are you?"
Yunho scoffs. "Come on Jae, I'm not in the mood for your silly games. Drop the act."
"What act? No one's acting here, Mr. What's-your-face."
His confusion has turned into worry. It has been two days since he last saw Jaejoong. The man had gone to Busan to spend some time with his relatives. He didn't get into an accident and got amnesia, right? Just the thought of it scares him. "Did you get into an accident?" he blurts out, demanding an answer.
"No. Did you?"
"Me? Wha-- no! Of course not. Who are you? You're not my Jaejoong."
Jaejoong -- or whoever it is in front of him, really -- rolls his eyes at him and shakes his head. "I told you I'm not him, you dimwit. You don't happen to be that Yunpo--"
"Yunho."
"--right. So you are him." The man who is an exact replica of Jaejoong suddenly beams at him extending out a hand. "It's nice to finally meet you. My name's Kim Youngdal, Jaejoong's twin brother and no, I don't swing that way so please get your hands off me or I'm going to sock you right in the mouth."
Yunho whimpers.
"I see you've met." says an amused Jaejoong as he plants himself right in Yunho's lap. Across them is an equally amused Youngdal.
Not even an hour after Youngdal finally revealed his identity, Yunho called Jaejoong up and asked to meet him at his house as soon as he is done with work. Yunho had tried his hardest to entertain his boyfriend's twin brother because the latter refused to leave him alone, intent on keeping an eye on him to make sure that his brother got himself a decent man. Yunho was insulted at that but kept his thoughts to himself as he remembers Youngdal's violent tendencies. He adores his complete set of fingers.
"You didn't tell me you have a brother. An identical twin one, at that." Yunho mumbles, his face slightly buried on Jaejoong's arm. "Imagine my shock when I saw you... well, your face walking in my store and heading straight to the hentai section."
"Hentai?!" Jaejoong shoots Youngdal a look and the latter just snorts.
"Hey I'm a grown man and I have my needs."
Jaejoong wraps Yunho's arms around him as he replies, "You have your girlfriend for that."
"True. But Bongie's busy with college."
"Bongie?" Yunho inquires.
"Her nickname." Youngdal looks pleased to supply him information about his girlfriend. "Cha Bonggun's her name. A stinky name for such a pretty girl, if you ask me. So we call her Bongie instead."
"You're too blunt for your own good. You're exactly just like Jaejoong. But less violent."
The twins laugh and the older twin, Jaejoong, presses a chaste kiss on his lips and gets up, announcing he'll be making dinner. Yunho gulps as he is left alone in Jaejoong's living room with the younger twin, the one who looks like he is up to no good.
"Now Yunho, let me get to know you better." Youngdal speaks, sporting a feral grin.
Yunho groans. This is going to be a long night.
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a/n: written in less than an hour so yeah, sorry if there are mistakes or anything. i've introduced another character. it's youngdal haha and yes cha bonggun here would be a girl. well technically, it's a female yunho hehe i wanted youngdal to be straight and it's so awks to pair him up with someone else so i chose bongie instead XD if you have questions, don't hesitate to ask
yunho/jaejoong
romance, humor / pg13 / drabble / warning: genderswitch
Yunho meets Jaejoong's other half.
← + →
"I thought he's at work." is what comes out of Yunho's mouth when Jaejoong enters his manhwa store. Seeing as how he does not have much customers at this time of the day, he abandons his place at the cashier and follows his lover to the hentai section. Hentai? He frowns. Since when was Jaejoong into heterosexual things? And why has he not noticed me yet, he thinks dejectedly. He watches as the slightly shorter man struggles getting a manhwa at the top shelf, he sidles up to Jaejoong and reaches for it, resting a hand on his waist which gets the smaller man jumping in surprise.
"The fuck was that for, man?!"
Yunho blinks, stunned at his lover's sudden outburst. He hands him the manhwa and smiles. "Language, baby."
"Baby? Did you just fucking call me baby?" Jaejoong looks at him in incredulity and he is getting even more confused by the second. The livid man slaps his hand away from his waist. "Don't touch me, you pervert."
Okay, so Jaejoong's going a little overboard. He does not mind the colorful language because he curses every so often himself, but calling him a pervert when he is not one is too much. "Yah Kim Jaejoong!"
"Kim Jaejoong?" Jaejoong quirks a brow in amusement. "I'm not him. Who are you?"
Yunho scoffs. "Come on Jae, I'm not in the mood for your silly games. Drop the act."
"What act? No one's acting here, Mr. What's-your-face."
His confusion has turned into worry. It has been two days since he last saw Jaejoong. The man had gone to Busan to spend some time with his relatives. He didn't get into an accident and got amnesia, right? Just the thought of it scares him. "Did you get into an accident?" he blurts out, demanding an answer.
"No. Did you?"
"Me? Wha-- no! Of course not. Who are you? You're not my Jaejoong."
Jaejoong -- or whoever it is in front of him, really -- rolls his eyes at him and shakes his head. "I told you I'm not him, you dimwit. You don't happen to be that Yunpo--"
"Yunho."
"--right. So you are him." The man who is an exact replica of Jaejoong suddenly beams at him extending out a hand. "It's nice to finally meet you. My name's Kim Youngdal, Jaejoong's twin brother and no, I don't swing that way so please get your hands off me or I'm going to sock you right in the mouth."
Yunho whimpers.
"I see you've met." says an amused Jaejoong as he plants himself right in Yunho's lap. Across them is an equally amused Youngdal.
Not even an hour after Youngdal finally revealed his identity, Yunho called Jaejoong up and asked to meet him at his house as soon as he is done with work. Yunho had tried his hardest to entertain his boyfriend's twin brother because the latter refused to leave him alone, intent on keeping an eye on him to make sure that his brother got himself a decent man. Yunho was insulted at that but kept his thoughts to himself as he remembers Youngdal's violent tendencies. He adores his complete set of fingers.
"You didn't tell me you have a brother. An identical twin one, at that." Yunho mumbles, his face slightly buried on Jaejoong's arm. "Imagine my shock when I saw you... well, your face walking in my store and heading straight to the hentai section."
"Hentai?!" Jaejoong shoots Youngdal a look and the latter just snorts.
"Hey I'm a grown man and I have my needs."
Jaejoong wraps Yunho's arms around him as he replies, "You have your girlfriend for that."
"True. But Bongie's busy with college."
"Bongie?" Yunho inquires.
"Her nickname." Youngdal looks pleased to supply him information about his girlfriend. "Cha Bonggun's her name. A stinky name for such a pretty girl, if you ask me. So we call her Bongie instead."
"You're too blunt for your own good. You're exactly just like Jaejoong. But less violent."
The twins laugh and the older twin, Jaejoong, presses a chaste kiss on his lips and gets up, announcing he'll be making dinner. Yunho gulps as he is left alone in Jaejoong's living room with the younger twin, the one who looks like he is up to no good.
"Now Yunho, let me get to know you better." Youngdal speaks, sporting a feral grin.
Yunho groans. This is going to be a long night.
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: written in less than an hour so yeah, sorry if there are mistakes or anything. i've introduced another character. it's youngdal haha and yes cha bonggun here would be a girl. well technically, it's a female yunho hehe i wanted youngdal to be straight and it's so awks to pair him up with someone else so i chose bongie instead XD if you have questions, don't hesitate to ask