boyfriend material: hot stuffed pizza guy
boyfriend material: hot stuffed pizza guy
yunho/jaejoong
romance, humor / pg13 / oneshot / warning: genderswitch (not yunjae, though)
Yunho is a loving uncle who gets a visit from the pizza guy after getting caught dressed up as a fairy princess.
... + →
Yunho is a loving uncle, he is so loving that he complies to his nieces' every request. He has done a lot of things for his two lovely angels but this has got to be the most ridiculous one out of them all. What's worse is that he does not even have the heart to complain. Donned in a pink fluffy towel wrapped around his body like a dress, a pair of butterfly wings too small for him, a tiara and a wand, he spins and twirls around with his nieces who are sporting their pink princess dresses and tiaras.
He does not want to break his nieces' hearts by stopping their playtime, but they have been at it for more than an hour that he is starting to get real dizzy and tired. He is a young man with a strong stamina but being a fairy princess not even for a whole day can be quite exhausting. Panting, he gets down on his knees and asks, "Do you girls want some pizza?" Both girls stare at him and he smiles, trying harder. "We can have a tea party while we wait."
He could have cried at the positive response. Not wasting time, he plops down the couch and orders two boxes of pizza. As he ends the call, the seven year old girl climbs on his lap, "Tea party, uncle. Chami wants tea party."
He sighs and pats her head. "Alright, Junko. Set the table with Chamiko while I go get the tea." Junko jumps down his lap and runs to her sister as they rummage the bag their mother packed for them for their teacups.
In the kitchen, Yunho grabs the teapot he bought specially for the kids and fills it with milk. Junko and Chamiko do not care whether or not they are drinking actual tea as long as they drink in their teacups with their pinkies raised. Yunho is pretty sure he has attended more tea parties than an average little girl.
"Here you go, my little princesses." he does a curtsy before placing down the teapot on the table, the girls clapping happily with big smiles on their faces. He takes a seat across Chamiko on the floor and shifts uncomfortably on his spot. His towel is falling off and the straps of his butterfly wings are suffocating his armpits, but he still chooses not to complain for his nieces' happiness. He will just have to remind his brother next time to not let his wife give the kids weird ideas.
As the kids pour milk on each other's cups, the door bell rings and Yunho gets up, unconsciously taking the wand with him. He opens the door and blinks at the gaping delivery boy. Only when the pizza guy looks at him from head to toe does he realize that he has not taken off his costume. Letting out an awkward laugh, he scratches his head and hands some bills to the pizza guy who gives him the boxes.
"Enjoy your pizza, butterfly princess." Pizza guy chuckles softly as he pockets the money and turns on his heels to walk away when Yunho's reply makes him stop on his tracks.
"Fairy!" Yunho says with a small frown on his face. "I'm a fairy princess, not a butterfly one."
"Right. Well, princess, I'll see you around. I live across you, surprisingly." The man flashes him an amused smile before heading back to his motorcycle.
Well, that was odd.
Pizza guy lives across him? Good, then maybe he could get a discount the next time he orders. A discount that comes with a phone number because hey, even with a snapback almost covering his face, he cannot deny the fact that he is rather cute.
"You're hopeless." mutters Yunho to himself when it dawned upon him that he managed to check the guy out in a matter of seconds.
Yunho is not sure if he's surprised because the pizza guy is at his doorstep or because it took him two days to grace him with his presence again. Initially, he thought that the man was just bluffing just for the heck of it, but yesterday as he peeked out of the window, he saw him stomping his way to the house across his. Is he mad, he wondered, but then stopped himself from thinking too much about it because what does he care anyway?
A clear of the throat snaps him out of his trance and he smiles, albeit awkwardly. "How may I help you, pizza man?"
A chuckle. "Jaejoong. My name's Kim Jaejoong."
"How may I help you, Kim Jaejoong?"
"Uhm, I'm going to make a weird request and I'm a little desperate so I'm trying not to care less."
Yunho is distracted, distracted at how Jaejoong pauses once in a while to bite his lip. In embarrassment? Probably. He does not know. But what he knows is that if does not stop it, he would keep on staring like an idiot. Not wanting to torture the man -- and himself -- even more, he smiles and ushers him inside. "So what do you need me to do?" he asks as he takes a seat across Jaejoong.
The man holds out a tube of what it looks like an ointment. "Can you put some of that on my tattoo? I just got one on my back and I can't reach it. You don't have to, though," Jaejoong laughs nervously. "I'm sure I can find someone else to help me. Or I could just do it myself. This is stupid, I'm sorry. I'll just--" He raises a brow in amusement at the rambling man and snatches the tube from him. "Oh."
"It's fine." he replies with a smile. "Don't get so worked up over this. I'll help."
Only if he could take back his words. If there is someone worked up over it, that would be him. The moment Jaejoong turned his back on him and pulled off his shirt, he literally took a gulp. Jaejoong's back was glorious. Even with the tattoo that covered most of his upper back, he could tell how flawless it is and how smooth it would be when he runs his hands all over his back.
"Just the upper part, uhm, your name is?"
He chuckles and squirts a bit of ointment on his finger. Right. He has not told Jaejoong his name yet. "It's Jung Yunho."
"Hmm, Yunho, the upper part. The one on my spine is an old one so no need."
Pathetically, he almost whimpers as soon as his finger touches Jaejoong's skin. He clears his throat and focuses on his task. Or at least tries to. He just hopes Jaejoong could not hear his racing heart and feel his shaky finger.
"Done." he says and hands back the tube to a smiling Jaejoong.
"Thank you, Yunho. I know it was an odd request but I really needed your help. As a token of appreciation, I'll give you free pizza."
"How about you have coffee with me instead?"
The surprise in Jaejoong's face is evident. It might be in his, too, but he is trying hard not to show it. He slipped up. He only meant to say yes but then his brain has other plans for him.
Jaejoong smiles wider and nods, slightly distracted from putting his shirt back on. "You know where I work. Tomorrow. Pick me up at seven. See ya, princess." With a wink, he heads out of the house leaving an amazed Yunho.
"I just scored myself a date." he mumbles to himself, his grin growing impossibly wider.
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: hi? uhm this isn't chaptered. this is actually an intro to a new universe wherein jj is a pizza guy and yunho is the uncle with snaggleteeth. junko and chamiko are obviously female minsu yay yoochun will be introduced in the latter oneshots or whenever :D and yes, i'm aware that i have yet to update the final chapter of torpedo ;~;
btw, this is highly inspired by this mcdonald's tvc :3
yunho/jaejoong
romance, humor / pg13 / oneshot / warning: genderswitch (not yunjae, though)
Yunho is a loving uncle who gets a visit from the pizza guy after getting caught dressed up as a fairy princess.
... + →
Yunho is a loving uncle, he is so loving that he complies to his nieces' every request. He has done a lot of things for his two lovely angels but this has got to be the most ridiculous one out of them all. What's worse is that he does not even have the heart to complain. Donned in a pink fluffy towel wrapped around his body like a dress, a pair of butterfly wings too small for him, a tiara and a wand, he spins and twirls around with his nieces who are sporting their pink princess dresses and tiaras.
He does not want to break his nieces' hearts by stopping their playtime, but they have been at it for more than an hour that he is starting to get real dizzy and tired. He is a young man with a strong stamina but being a fairy princess not even for a whole day can be quite exhausting. Panting, he gets down on his knees and asks, "Do you girls want some pizza?" Both girls stare at him and he smiles, trying harder. "We can have a tea party while we wait."
He could have cried at the positive response. Not wasting time, he plops down the couch and orders two boxes of pizza. As he ends the call, the seven year old girl climbs on his lap, "Tea party, uncle. Chami wants tea party."
He sighs and pats her head. "Alright, Junko. Set the table with Chamiko while I go get the tea." Junko jumps down his lap and runs to her sister as they rummage the bag their mother packed for them for their teacups.
In the kitchen, Yunho grabs the teapot he bought specially for the kids and fills it with milk. Junko and Chamiko do not care whether or not they are drinking actual tea as long as they drink in their teacups with their pinkies raised. Yunho is pretty sure he has attended more tea parties than an average little girl.
"Here you go, my little princesses." he does a curtsy before placing down the teapot on the table, the girls clapping happily with big smiles on their faces. He takes a seat across Chamiko on the floor and shifts uncomfortably on his spot. His towel is falling off and the straps of his butterfly wings are suffocating his armpits, but he still chooses not to complain for his nieces' happiness. He will just have to remind his brother next time to not let his wife give the kids weird ideas.
As the kids pour milk on each other's cups, the door bell rings and Yunho gets up, unconsciously taking the wand with him. He opens the door and blinks at the gaping delivery boy. Only when the pizza guy looks at him from head to toe does he realize that he has not taken off his costume. Letting out an awkward laugh, he scratches his head and hands some bills to the pizza guy who gives him the boxes.
"Enjoy your pizza, butterfly princess." Pizza guy chuckles softly as he pockets the money and turns on his heels to walk away when Yunho's reply makes him stop on his tracks.
"Fairy!" Yunho says with a small frown on his face. "I'm a fairy princess, not a butterfly one."
"Right. Well, princess, I'll see you around. I live across you, surprisingly." The man flashes him an amused smile before heading back to his motorcycle.
Well, that was odd.
Pizza guy lives across him? Good, then maybe he could get a discount the next time he orders. A discount that comes with a phone number because hey, even with a snapback almost covering his face, he cannot deny the fact that he is rather cute.
"You're hopeless." mutters Yunho to himself when it dawned upon him that he managed to check the guy out in a matter of seconds.
Yunho is not sure if he's surprised because the pizza guy is at his doorstep or because it took him two days to grace him with his presence again. Initially, he thought that the man was just bluffing just for the heck of it, but yesterday as he peeked out of the window, he saw him stomping his way to the house across his. Is he mad, he wondered, but then stopped himself from thinking too much about it because what does he care anyway?
A clear of the throat snaps him out of his trance and he smiles, albeit awkwardly. "How may I help you, pizza man?"
A chuckle. "Jaejoong. My name's Kim Jaejoong."
"How may I help you, Kim Jaejoong?"
"Uhm, I'm going to make a weird request and I'm a little desperate so I'm trying not to care less."
Yunho is distracted, distracted at how Jaejoong pauses once in a while to bite his lip. In embarrassment? Probably. He does not know. But what he knows is that if does not stop it, he would keep on staring like an idiot. Not wanting to torture the man -- and himself -- even more, he smiles and ushers him inside. "So what do you need me to do?" he asks as he takes a seat across Jaejoong.
The man holds out a tube of what it looks like an ointment. "Can you put some of that on my tattoo? I just got one on my back and I can't reach it. You don't have to, though," Jaejoong laughs nervously. "I'm sure I can find someone else to help me. Or I could just do it myself. This is stupid, I'm sorry. I'll just--" He raises a brow in amusement at the rambling man and snatches the tube from him. "Oh."
"It's fine." he replies with a smile. "Don't get so worked up over this. I'll help."
Only if he could take back his words. If there is someone worked up over it, that would be him. The moment Jaejoong turned his back on him and pulled off his shirt, he literally took a gulp. Jaejoong's back was glorious. Even with the tattoo that covered most of his upper back, he could tell how flawless it is and how smooth it would be when he runs his hands all over his back.
"Just the upper part, uhm, your name is?"
He chuckles and squirts a bit of ointment on his finger. Right. He has not told Jaejoong his name yet. "It's Jung Yunho."
"Hmm, Yunho, the upper part. The one on my spine is an old one so no need."
Pathetically, he almost whimpers as soon as his finger touches Jaejoong's skin. He clears his throat and focuses on his task. Or at least tries to. He just hopes Jaejoong could not hear his racing heart and feel his shaky finger.
"Done." he says and hands back the tube to a smiling Jaejoong.
"Thank you, Yunho. I know it was an odd request but I really needed your help. As a token of appreciation, I'll give you free pizza."
"How about you have coffee with me instead?"
The surprise in Jaejoong's face is evident. It might be in his, too, but he is trying hard not to show it. He slipped up. He only meant to say yes but then his brain has other plans for him.
Jaejoong smiles wider and nods, slightly distracted from putting his shirt back on. "You know where I work. Tomorrow. Pick me up at seven. See ya, princess." With a wink, he heads out of the house leaving an amazed Yunho.
"I just scored myself a date." he mumbles to himself, his grin growing impossibly wider.
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: hi? uhm this isn't chaptered. this is actually an intro to a new universe wherein jj is a pizza guy and yunho is the uncle with snaggleteeth. junko and chamiko are obviously female minsu yay yoochun will be introduced in the latter oneshots or whenever :D and yes, i'm aware that i have yet to update the final chapter of torpedo ;~;
btw, this is highly inspired by this mcdonald's tvc :3